idk man

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

Children in real life also.

The humble Oxford comma

#you can understand op by using your brain

scrub daddy: i;m a spoge

One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

@cynaram

“Ah, a heritage crop.”

The shipping forecast.

The Fandom Almanac

“I think I’m going to sow some rarepairs this season. Don’t know what the market for ‘em will be, but I can eat ‘em if nobody else wants to.”

tell me a pretty thing.

In Uzbek we have this concept of the divine dark, the darkness from which all things came. So there’s this idea that shows up in a lot of our literature that when the world was first made it was like a gentle night, peaceful, quiet and pitch-black. The night is when creation started and the night is when you’re closest to glimpsing what it was like at the very start of the world.

oh wow that's gorgeous.

I wonder if kids aren’t as afraid of the dark in Uzbek.

Does anyone else think that david lynch's fimography would have been drastically improved if, at the end of each movie some pop music played, and all the characters got together, and started dancing, and the bad guys were standing with there arms crossed refusing to dance, but then their foot starts tapping, and their head starts nodding, and they go like, ah what the heck, and join the big dance party?

My dream job is to run a cozy little bookshop, but without worrying about having to succeed as a small business. So basically a money laundering front where I get to read

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

#let’s evolve with mama

@letsblogwithmama

official mama post

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue

Nightmare ricotta rotation

shits getting mad autumnal