stareaterlottie

DARKLINGS! I welcome thee one and all to the Lotties fantasical archive of hidden knowledge! the knowledge that hides between human flesh and blood, what keeps your cogs turning in your brains! tonight, i speak of a tale so horrid im sure thou art to shriek in terror upon reading!

darklings, earth wanders and all not mentioned. i have been deafted... the vicious beast, vicar amelia, has best my poor record of beating all beast thus far in one go... the vicar has proven to be a formidible foe, one i can not take lightly from this point forward! do not fret darklings, your prince is safe and out of harms way!~ thankfully my body is one shielded by dream dust, it would take many blows to damage my true self! all that has been damaged is this vessels ego.

huhuhu.. huhuheuheu.. HEUHEUHEU! hello darklings one and all, humans from the sun and dark night, it is I your shining night prince: LOTTIE! i bring you all news! news of my day news of my night in hopes to be immortalized onto the internet! oh to be known!

today darklings, your dark prince has deafted a mightly beast, a strong foe indeed you all hear correcrtly! today I, Lottie, have deafted a formidible foe! i hear every one of you, all your plees of me to "just get on with it already" but alas! oh for humble humans you can not grasp the art of forming a story of words strung together from mere air! today, your prince, all hail, has deafted the mightly cleric beast_!_ and also annoying customers~ hu hu hu~ all in a days work for the dark prince! none shall ever see him blending in for her majesty has fooled everyone with the power of your earths moon!