deep breaths

Are you ever just like wow I’d take care of you and care about you so hard

i’m glad selena was able to find work after disney.

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him

Lmfaoooooo children will roast you. Truly

The 5-year-old is SAVAGE. LOL

“I read her the instructions” 😂😂😂

my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.

the reason i don’t go to the doctor anymore is because i went once and the medical intern was super young and super hot so naturally i got nervous, and when he measured my heart rate he said ‘hmm it’s…faster than average’ and then he smirked. cos he knew. cos i’m not subtle. cos i’m a dumb motherfucker. anyway imagine your OTP

he really said keysmashed out loud

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

Fucking stupid ass brain

Another fun fact- If you are falling in a dream and suddenly wake up. it is because your brain thought you were dying and started panicking.

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography