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I've moved
If anyone's still following, I'm over here now. I mostly reblog things and obsess about games and fantasy tropes.

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<sb> these are the most talkative wolfmans i ever met
<b> alliance! alliance! alliance!!!
<sb> "the horde will pay--FOR THE ALLIANCE"
<sb> no. i'm never taking you to olive garden again, alliance
The Miss World Japan crown was awarded to 22-year-old Priyanka Yoshikawa, an elephant trainer and amateur kickboxer from Tokyo.
<sb> her father is Indian, making her “haafu,” the Japanese word used in some parts of the country to refer to those with one non-Japanese parent
<sb> one of the many instances where real-Japan and parody-Japan perfectly intersect.
<sb> i am looking for a pageant winner. she cannot be haafu or any other racially impure fraction.
<becca> Oh no. O h d e a r
That's not true, of course, and it's interesting coming from the man who was mayor of New York on Sept. 11, 2001.
<sb> oops that horrifying catastrophe that happened while i was mayor just slipped my mind
<sb> nine eleven never remember [bald_eagle_scratching_its_head_and_shrugging.jpg]
<b> yeesh.
<b> surely this will cause him to reflect deeply and dedicate himself to thinking and speaking more carefully. #haha,no
<sb> the latest trend in spam subject lines: YOU HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI
<b> YOUR SMART SO ,,,YOUR NOW ACEPTED TO MENSA CONGRADULATIONS

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<sb> hrmh. i'm substiantally less impressed by linkin park playing blizzcon than i was by metallica last year.
<sb> CRAWLING IN MY SKIN / THE PRIEST, HE WON'T CAST HEAL
<sb> drink redbull as penance for your sins #lyfehax
<sb> send forged documents through a fax machine #liefax
<sb> use a magical hatchet to resurrect someone from the dead #lifeaxe
<sb> oh yeah, got some pretty great engrish with my tablet charger.
<b> wow, the electromagnetic wave have influence on heart-birth-maker's work, dang.
* b gives heart-birth
<b> "do not make it wet" yo man, not really up to me, it's just something that happens
<b> i do not "make" it wet. it just gets wet
<sb> it's not my fault that i'm sexually arousing to electronic devices !
<sb> must be why all these video games are so hard
<sb> keep it in your pants, video games
<sb> o< quack
<sb> o< reptiloids are slowly replacing your blood with jugos del valle
<sb> o< this has been a PSA from Conspiracy Duck
<sb> drink redbull even though it's bad for you #sigh
* sb vaults over some kind of shitty furniture
<sb> energy drinks more like energy stinks amirite
<sb> recline in exhaustion for the rest of your life
* sb initiates kung-fu combat with a steamroller
* sb pulls off 500-hit megacombo, steamroller remains implacable

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<sb> oh dear, i think i may have accidentally texted all your friends.
<sb> grumble grumble phones
<b> heh, np. i'm a menace on a smartphone!!
<b> rip van winkle driving drunk here fokes
<b> on teh information superhighway
<b> whatever. at least this fiasco gave rise to the concept of "dongcasting"
<sb> bad news, i think chatroulette popularized dongcasting a few years back.
<b> oh yeah :(
<sb> it's like a regular roulette wheel, but every notch reads "mega ding dongs"
<sb> HAKK HAKK DRAKKHEN
* sb casts Bone Despair of Howling Misery
* sb casts Brew Luzianne Iced Tea
<sb> */***** spell makes you go to the kitchen and make tea. you could just decide to make tea and skip the spell. total waste of mana.
* sb summons a Greater Cryptwraith of Desolate Mourning
<sb> do my dark bidding
<sb> ohhh shit dude
<sb> i meant to summon a Gloom Orphan of the Blackmoon Desolation
<b> there goes the mood
<sb> weaving some mournecloth under the weeping skies of the Grimbog
-!- sb changed the topic of #warezsex to: HAKK HAKK DOKKEN
* b shits the britch
<b> https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/britches
<b> ^ "plural only", lol @ idiots
<b> the britch has been shit, wikipedos. i count one (1) britch shit.
<b> check your eyes fools @_@
<sb> they asked really cliche job-interview questions.
<sb> "what is your biggest weakness", etc.
<b> ugh.
<b> I"M ASCAIRT A GHOSE !!!!!!!
<b> "ok, fair enough. now, what do you consider your strongest point?"
<b> I POOP SO LONG I GOTS 2 STAND UP !!!!!!!!!!
<b> ptHThThThThHTthThT
<b> LIKE PULLIN XCALIBUR OUT THA MOTHA FUCKIN STONE L@@K
<sb> whoso pulleth out this turd of this ass and butt is rightwise king born of all men's rooms
<sb> (soundtrack by psykosonik)
<sb> nobody appreciates my deep vein thrombosis jokes
<b> yeah, people are too busy stomping the gold out of rabbits to appreciate humor.

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<sb> do you open much canned food? i was going to get my all friends some of these kick-ass can openers.
<sb> i feel strongly that everyone should own this rad can opener esp. in case of post-apocalyptic wasteland
<b> no, i hardly open cans. but i've been living a pretty weird lifestyle.
<b> maybe i'll start to open cans when i get a new place to live.
<sb> let me know and i'll subsidize easy, efficient can-opening for you
<b> i know you've been on a quest for a good can opener for a long time.
<b> probably should start a can opener reviews blog and write a bunch of excoriating reviews and/or videos.
<sb> heh, maybe. those worthless shits sure deserve it.
<sb> it's like hey fuckers, this is not a weekend retreat. this is not a seminar. i need to open cans for real. every day.
<b> right. you could probably tap into a huge reservoir of rage. nothing is too obscure to find a lot of supporters on the net.
<b> i found a youtube channel where a guy just lays around ripping farts. and there are like 100 comments on every video going I LOVE UR FARTS DUDE etc
<sb> problem is i never ever want to use a bad can opener ever again
<b> but if you're like can opener siddhartha, you may feel compelled to start the first can opener sangha.
<sb> owning a neverending succession of shitty can openers is a powerful metaphor for samsara.
<sb> http://hackertyper.com/
<sb> fuck about on the keyboard to quack your very own planet
<sb> if you're a bad enough dude, you might even install an Adlib card too http://youtu.be/iAt_OKfjS3E
<b> heh. cvk and i identified a pattern where certain topics of discussion swirl inevitably toward people talking about older and older computer crap until they reach something about punched cards.
<b> so we sort of duel. somebody'll be like woah, check it out, a ps/2 mouse with a real ball, and the other one will be like .. punched cards!!!
<sb> i'll punch your face ..in the card
<sb> i'll save a punch to a punchcard and then load it up to your face!!
<sb> i'll punchbook on facecard.
<sb> -_-
<b> !! i'll ... oh, you did every single combination.
<sb> T_T