#warezsex

<sb> these are the most talkative wolfmans i ever met

<b> alliance! alliance! alliance!!!

<sb> "the horde will pay--FOR THE ALLIANCE"

<sb> her father is Indian, making her “haafu,” the Japanese word used in some parts of the country to refer to those with one non-Japanese parent

<sb> one of the many instances where real-Japan and parody-Japan perfectly intersect.

<sb> i am looking for a pageant winner. she cannot be haafu or any other racially impure fraction.

<sb> oops that horrifying catastrophe that happened while i was mayor just slipped my mind

<sb> nine eleven never remember [bald_eagle_scratching_its_head_and_shrugging.jpg]

<b> yeesh.

<sb> send forged documents through a fax machine #liefax

<sb> oh yeah, got some pretty great engrish with my tablet charger.

<b> wow, the electromagnetic wave have influence on heart-birth-maker's work, dang.

 * b gives heart-birth

<b> "do not make it wet" yo man, not really up to me, it's just something that happens

<b> i do not "make" it wet. it just gets wet

<sb> it's not my fault that i'm sexually arousing to electronic devices !

<sb> must be why all these video games are so hard

<sb> o< reptiloids are slowly replacing your blood with jugos del valle

 * sb vaults over some kind of shitty furniture

<sb> energy drinks more like energy stinks amirite

<sb> recline in exhaustion for the rest of your life

 * sb initiates kung-fu combat with a steamroller

<sb> grumble grumble phones

<b> heh, np. i'm a menace on a smartphone!!

<b> rip van winkle driving drunk here fokes

<b> on teh information superhighway

<b> whatever. at least this fiasco gave rise to the concept of "dongcasting"

<sb> bad news, i think chatroulette popularized dongcasting a few years back.

<b> oh yeah :(

 * sb casts Bone Despair of Howling Misery

 * sb casts Brew Luzianne Iced Tea

<sb> */***** spell makes you go to the kitchen and make tea. you could just decide to make tea and skip the spell. total waste of mana.

 * sb summons a Greater Cryptwraith of Desolate Mourning

<sb> do my dark bidding

<sb> ohhh shit dude

<sb> i meant to summon a Gloom Orphan of the Blackmoon Desolation

<b> there goes the mood

<sb> weaving some mournecloth under the weeping skies of the Grimbog

<b> https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/britches

<b> ^ "plural only", lol @ idiots

<b> the britch has been shit, wikipedos. i count one (1) britch shit.

<sb> "what is your biggest weakness", etc.

<b> ugh.

<b> I"M ASCAIRT A GHOSE !!!!!!!

<b> "ok, fair enough. now, what do you consider your strongest point?"

<b> I POOP SO LONG I GOTS 2 STAND UP !!!!!!!!!!

<b> ptHThThThThHTthThT

<b> LIKE PULLIN XCALIBUR OUT THA MOTHA FUCKIN STONE L@@K

<sb> whoso pulleth out this turd of this ass and butt is rightwise king born of all men's rooms

<sb> nobody appreciates my deep vein thrombosis jokes

<sb> i feel strongly that everyone should own this rad can opener esp. in case of post-apocalyptic wasteland

<b> no, i hardly open cans. but i've been living a pretty weird lifestyle.

<b> maybe i'll start to open cans when i get a new place to live.

<sb> let me know and i'll subsidize easy, efficient can-opening for you

<b> i know you've been on a quest for a good can opener for a long time.

<b> probably should start a can opener reviews blog and write a bunch of excoriating reviews and/or videos.

<sb> heh, maybe. those worthless shits sure deserve it.

<sb> it's like hey fuckers, this is not a weekend retreat. this is not a seminar. i need to open cans for real. every day.

<b> right. you could probably tap into a huge reservoir of rage. nothing is too obscure to find a lot of supporters on the net.

<b> i found a youtube channel where a guy just lays around ripping farts. and there are like 100 comments on every video going I LOVE UR FARTS DUDE etc

<sb> problem is i never ever want to use a bad can opener ever again

<b> but if you're like can opener siddhartha, you may feel compelled to start the first can opener sangha.

<sb> fuck about on the keyboard to quack your very own planet

<sb> if you're a bad enough dude, you might even install an Adlib card too http://youtu.be/iAt_OKfjS3E

<b> heh. cvk and i identified a pattern where certain topics of discussion swirl inevitably toward people talking about older and older computer crap until they reach something about punched cards.

<b> so we sort of duel. somebody'll be like woah, check it out, a ps/2 mouse with a real ball, and the other one will be like .. punched cards!!!

<sb> i'll punch your face ..in the card

<sb> i'll save a punch to a punchcard and then load it up to your face!!

<sb> i'll punchbook on facecard.

<sb> -_-

<b> !! i'll ... oh, you did every single combination.