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Finally, a guy that gets it. Why couldn’t you be my baby daddy?

We didn’t meet soon enough.

Totally. Y’Doubt that I would?

No, not really.

Whatever you say, honeybun. I just know you’re like one fight away from a broken nose.

It’ll be fine.

Don’t guys like you… not fight good? It’s not really jinxin’ if you have odds against you already.

What are you talking about? I’m not that weak.

I’m not a kid.

Boys plays dirty, they’ll be roughin’ you up there just because you said not to.

Well, yeah. You’re kinda jinxing me here.

Shut up. The end of the world happened, didn’t you hear about that? Being legal doesn’t matter.

That’s a lie. Some of us still got morals.

I — Yeah. I just had a birthday… recently.

Aw no, honey. You can be goin’ in for a fight. Y’might get that pretty lil’ face ruined in it.

I’m quick on my feet. You don’t have to worry about my face.

It’s weird and boring trying to live alone. Who wants to go get a drink or something? 

I think what the town needs is less people trying to involve themselves in other’s people’s  business. Seriously. I got questioned in where I was going with the canned food I had, like I was pulling some sort of scandal.