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The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

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(I bet the kids made a DIY rule book and hid it in the cave that each Robin added to it. )

Now I’m picturing Bruce training Robins in their non-dominant hand so everyone has a month of “left days” where they can only use their left hand to do stuff - eat, open doors, sparring, climbing, etc.

Bruce isn’t training them to be ambidextrous because it’s cool. He’s training them that way because there absolutely will be a point where they’re down a hand/wrist/few fingers and will still need to complete their objective.

here it is with the right words

There’s a lot of hate on widowers and I saw a woman say “You cannot compete with a dead woman.” which is perhaps a reasonable statement to say if he’s constantly comparing you to his dead partner but that wasn’t what the post was about. And I realized “Oh my God, these people genuinely feel like they’re constantly in competition with their spouse’s exes and the ex being dead makes them feel insecure that they cannot best her.”

1) I am widowed. my Beloved Wife of Blessed Memory(tm) died in 2019

2) I got together with my current partner about 18 months later

3) when I am committing acts of Foolishness my current partner loves to gesture at the sky to my dead wife, like "do you see this shit, my liege" and regularly says to me things like "[wife's name] was right about this" when my Foolishness inevitably comes back to bite me in the ass

4) this happens. all the time

more importantly:

5) my current partner is on tumblr

6) they love to incessantly send me posts

WHICH MEANS:

7) they just sent me this post with this commentary:

the family requests that trash gengar's privacy be respected during this difficult time

INKTOBER DAY 11 — Sword