Stanford

have you guys seen the zesty b1 battledroid....

The next john mulaney esque individual to win and break the hearts of every soft late teens early 20s high net worth family white girl on both of americas coasts will be named Tristan Brothers. he will be 6 feet flat and have a distinctive, catchy voice and an inoffensive silhouette. he will have a mysterious career where it is slowly revealed that his family made millions by lobbying for israel. all his jokes will be about owning a dog and having relatable dog antics. he will have 3 blockbuster netflix comedy specials and he will allude to a general knowledge of a life harder than you can ever fucking imagine between jokes about getting locked out of his email and drinking with famous celebrities. we will find a section of his body in 9 different buildings throughout new york and once all of them are found a bomb will go off killing 342,523 people in june of 2025

nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

the whole club was gone

she failed to arrive to hit the floor

The only clue was the word "CROATOAN" carved into the bar

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that is the wrong gif

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

to the person who tagged one of my viral posts “posts that have 1 note to me” how does it feel that that made me laugh harder than anything ive ever said

Time to FROLIC!

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.