can’t believe i’m watching the same movie twice in a row and thought it was just a sequel the second the rerun started

you know what forget what i just said there’s actual videos of people trying to show you how to tie them there’s even an animation true legends aren’t they

how does one teach someone else how to tie knots into cherry stems like how am i physically supposed to show you

@saaammwiches don’t be sad about that 3d movies always give me the biggest headache and you look like an idiot grabbing into the air to try and touch the things popping out of the screen anyways

@ojeezscoob it’s well awful innit

i could also talk about the time i went into one of those motion adventure cinemas where the seats move and we were watching some underwater simulation but i just started bawling the second our submarine submerged into the water because the seats started to shake turns out i always knew to be a bit wary of the ocean

don’t know why i felt the need to share that maybe it was because i just saw another movie in 3d but this time the glasses fit me so maybe my nose just got bigger or i stopped being a baby

i remember going to the movies when i was younger and we were watching a film in 3d and i was so annoyed with the glasses because they kept sliding off my nose so i watched the entierty of the movie without them and it was so blurry i reckon i ruined some of my sight because of that

i see that layered necklaces are the trend right now and people even wear them to bed but are they not aware of the tangled mess they’re gonna have to deal with in the morning

i’m proper disappointed in you lot i’ve always been insecure about my rosy cheeks and now that i’ve gathered enough confidence and thought i could be your lover you’re shooting me down again

@ggoldenttouch right? could be the silliest pup and he’d still have some sort of class to him because his name is theodore sounds well posh if you ask me