𝙵𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽

‘ have you run the blood sample yet? ’

‘ about time you showed up. we’ve nearly finished investigating the scene. ’

‘ get me a coffee, will you? ’

‘ i think we’re going to be here for a while. ’

‘ here, i brought you a coffee. ’

‘ this is why i’m leading the case. ’

‘ c’mon. this was supposed to be MY case. ’

‘ no, no. it’s your turn to talk to the victim’s family. ’

‘ see anything of use? ’

‘ you’re not looking at the big picture. ’

‘ you’re too focused on the big picture. ’

‘ where are we with the fingerprint analysis? ’

‘ foul play was involved here. ’

‘ the coroner ruled it a suicide. he was wrong. ’ 

‘ the game is afoot. ’

‘ there’s got to be a link here. ’

‘ i think these murders are connected. ’

‘ if i’m right, we’re hot on the perp’s trail. ’

‘ he’s scared. he’ll be moving cautiously. ’

‘ let me see the autopsy report. ’

‘ aha. i see the critical mistake here. ’

‘ our perp is getting sloppy. ’ 

‘ take another look. ’

‘ nothing surprises me in this town anymore. ’

‘ let’s go, rookie. ’

‘ i want statements from our eye witness. ’

‘ this is never going to stand up in trial. we need hard evidence. ’

‘ gather the evidence. bring it to the lab/office. ’

‘ i work alone. ’

‘ i could use another set of eyes on these prints. ’

‘ the facial recognition software is running right now. ’

(  various  non - halloween  themed  dialogue  prompts  for  all  your  slashers,  final  girls,  and  other  horrors  beyond  your  comprehension.  trigger  warning  for  dark  themes.  feel  free  to  edit  as  you  seem  fit.  ) 

❛ it’s the silence that scares me. ❜

❛ i’m every nightmare you ever had. ❜

❛ i want to see your true face. ❜

❛ one way or another, you’re going to die tonight. ❜

❛ just because you don’t see it, doesn’t mean it’s not already here. ❜

❛ by the time anyone finds your body, they won’t be able to identify it. ❜

❛ you’re playing a dangerous game here, girl. ❜

❛ i’m playing the villain, just like you wanted. ❜

❛ i won’t give up on you, i know you’re worth it! ❜

❛ scream all you want. no one will hear you. ❜

❛ what are you going to do to me? ❜

❛ there you are, my darling! ❜

❛ i knew you would come back to me. ❜

❛ don’t you want to be consumed by what loves you? ❜

❛ i’m going to send you back to hell where you came from! ❜

❛ you can’t keep me here forever! ❜

❛ how are you still alive? i killed you! ❜

❛ sometimes human spaces make inhuman monsters. ❜

❛ please. why don’t you just let me go? ❜

❛ this missing poster has your face on it. ❜

❛ that wasn’t so bad, was it? ❜

❛ what’s wrong, you don’t trust me? ❜

❛ i know a lot about you. more than you think. ❜

❛ you want me to shut him up for you? ❜

❛ we could have been beautiful together. ❜

❛ when you think you’re alone, someone watches. ❜

❛ rest while you can, because i will hunt you and eat you whole. ❜

❛ what you want is very wrong. ❜

❛ you look so pretty all tied up like this. ❜

❛ what, you like to watch? you goddamn sicko. ❜

❛ god isn’t here. god doesn’t even know about this place. ❜

❛ there is something at work in my soul which i do not understand. ❜

❛ i am the devil, and i am here to do the devil’s work. ❜

❛ you know what they say, an eye for an eye. ❜

❛ why don’t you scream for me? ❜

❛ are you… smelling me? ❜

❛ we’re going to die out here. ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of anything. not anymore. ❜

❛ we will be what everyone wants to be. perfect. ❜

❛ no offense, but i think you might be just a little too crazy for me. ❜

❛ we all go a little mad sometimes. ❜

❛ the harder i try to escape, the further i get into this awful place. ❜

❛ this was not how it was supposed to go! ❜

❛ this is the end of your little game. i win. ❜

❛ don’t leave me! i can’t be alone! ❜

❛ no one is coming for you. ❜

❛ you hide. and i’ll try to find you. sound fun? ❜

❛ fuck this place. seriously, just fuck this place. ❜

❛ what’s the matter, honey? you’ve barely touched your dinner. ❜

❛ don’t be afraid. dying is much easier than living. ❜

❛ i won’t let them kill you. i won’t let them even touch you. ❜

❛ let’s get you some clothes before i get too turned on. ❜

❛ you weren’t putting that tongue to use anyway. ❜

❛ shall i drink your blood fresh, or slice your neck and spill it out first? ❜

people take murder confessions pretty seriously.

you don’t have to listen to every single demented doll that tells you to do something.

just because your parents hate him, doesn’t mean he’s cool.

if there is one person that is over-fucked on this planet, it is [name].

kinda makes it a little hotter, i guess.

why do you get me in these conversations? how am i in this right now?

you would be surprised how much your male roommate can purposefully not see.

this is my sweet spot, this is where i’m happiest.

hey, i’m just getting closer to the fucking truth.

you wait until i get drunk later and i start talking about robots.

that town has a death curse!

if you look at “the jersey shore,” they were actually scholars.

technically, you were the one that most people thought would be a serial killer.

whatever disgusting illness was inside you is now inside of me.

i’m just so thrilled you found a pool and not a fountain this time.

this is what happens in the morning? is this why you sleep in? 

everyone did everything wrong this past week

my brain is getting expanded, yet interestingly enough, dumber.

don’t fucking say it! don’t even fucking say it!

then you just watch wheel of fortune and forget about it.

there’s no fucking alcohol here.

if there was a license to listen to music, i would have yours revoked.

do not get into your heightist rant.

what was the last thing that you were enthusiastic about that turned out well?

it’s never a good day when the ghost hunters show up at your door just randomly.

you never know if you’re gonna see something in the skies that makes your neighbors afraid to speak to you.

i think it’s fine to have sex with a sasquatch.

have you not masturbated this month?

you can’t sleep naked while camping.

what a good way to get rid of your family.

it’s horrifying to drive with you.

i hope that you do keep my bones, [name] - or a piece of my body.

never, ever believe the pamphlets.

let me tell you the story here: so jonah fucks the whale, right?