i forgot my f*cking earbuds 😭

ok good news, i'm going to hell

being in a class w people who won't speak out loud but will spend 20 minutes confusing everybody in chat is not fun or engaging to me

i'm four months nicotine free but sometimes i still wonder if i should've waited til i was 35 or something. like 29 is so young to never have a cigarette again :/ not even drunk? :/

two of my coworkers are about to start a beautiful lesbian relationship and every time i think about it i get giddy like it's happening to me lmfaoooo when i heard the news i deadass jumped for joy like wtf

i rly do yap too much. always have, always will :/

man i do not feel good lmfaooooo i rly do not feel good

i would BILAP if i had a stimulant rn

when i wake up, i am gonna be hella 👏 startled 👏

last week i asked my coworker if she knew who the doodlebops were and she said "no. i gotta lock in" which for some reason keeps making me laugh

oh my freaking jeez louise 🤦‍♀️

guys where does my compulsive confessing even come from??? i didn't grow up catholic or anything that comes w guilt and yet....

i'm 60% feminist, 30% misandrist, and 10% excedrin migraine

is the reality in the room with us