āBand Geeksā Sentence Starters
āHello, youāve reached the house of unrecognized talent.ā
āSounds like youāve got a dying animal to attend to.ā
āIāll just let you get back to the service industry now.ā
āI hope the audience brings lots of ibuprofen.ā
āLooking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?ā
āStupid music rental clerk made me late.ā
āBlah blah blah blah blahāā
āIs mayonnaise an instrument?ā
āWhen do we get the free food?ā
āOkay, try to repeat after me.ā
āToo bad that didnāt kill me.ā
āIs this the part where we start kicking?ā
āKicking?! I wanna do some kicking!ā
āWhoeverās the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.ā
āOkay, thatās perfect!ā
āWell, this is our last night together before the show.ā
āBut I have a theory!ā
āMaybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.ā
āWhat did you say, punk?ā
āNo, people, letās be smart and bring it off.ā
āWait, wait. I know tensions are highā¦ā
āSettle down, please!ā
āHey, class is over!ā
āYou took my one chance of happiness and crushed it.ā
āSo thanks. Thanks for nothing.ā
āWhat kind of monsters are we?ā
ā[Third Party]ās always been been there for us when it was convenient for [them]!ā
āA-one, a-two, a-skiddily-diddly-doo!ā
āI just hope thatā[My Muse] DOESNāT FIND OUT. [My Muse]āAAAAAAHHH!ā
āThey couldnāt come, theyā¦died.ā
āWeāre ready to perform, [My Muse].ā
āWell, I guess thisāll be the last time I show my face in this town.ā
āI think Iām gonna be sick.ā
āDonāt ever look back on the world closing in.ā
āThe games will begin!ā
āItās ours for the fight!ā
āAnd itās sweet, sweet, sweet victory!ā