โฑ ห๏ฝกโ โช ๐ ๐OPE ๐OU ๐ANCE ... ( a collection of dialogue starters originating from season two of syfyโs WYNONNA EARP tv series. adjust phrasing / gendered terms as necessary, mature themes present. )
now, donโt get all emotional on me.
you have amazing taste in underwear.
when did you become such a prude?
itโs called being a gentleman.
iโll have you know, iโm kind of a big deal around here.
you couldnโt stop me if you tried.
better nut up and decide who you can trust.
if you want me to trust you, youโre gonna have to tell me the plan.
there is a possibility i am now hallucinating.
itโs my turn, [ NAME ].
who are you? you know what, i donโt care. weโve gotta go.
somebody has to pay, [ NAME ].
you could come inโฆ iโm gonna take a shower.
they should be scared of me.
remember who the real enemy is.
i love watching you work.
please donโt shut me out.
iโm sitting right here, thereโs no need to holler.
what do you even do around here, [ NAME ]?
[ NAME ], anything to say for yourself?
iโm such an asshole, i donโt know why i brought that up.
how are you doing? still having fun?
so many jokes, i canโt even choose.
THIS is your breaking point?
this might be a shitshow, but itโs OUR shitshow.
sometimes, itโs good to say goodbye.
we never lied to each other, youโre free to kiss whoever you like.
how do you do that? turn your feelings on and off like a fucking robot?
letโs get you somewhere safe.
i feel like i mightโve lost the plot a bit.
all i dream of is not having to run anymore.
this is what i bring to the team.
i donโt know if i should be frightened or jealous.
you wore suede? what is it, your first day?
to add insult to injury, youโre stuck with me.
i donโt like being blackmailed.
iโm tired of running and hidingโฆ and then running again.
weโre buying better bourbon. case closed.
[ NAME ] was never anything but proud of you.
oh, i like when youโre scary.
as long as you want me, i will be by your side.
the best sex is make - up sex, right?
maybe i am getting soft, huh?
[ NAME ], i have this gut feeling that something is coming, and itโs bad.
i can get you whatever you need except time.
i thought this time would be different.
even fury road has pit stops.
i didnโt know if it was your thing.
baby, thatโs everybodyโs thing.
you guys need to get some more hands, so that yours can stay right here on me.
every time i close my eyes, itโs the same nightmare.
are you going to be this much fun all day?
the clock is ticking, [ NAME ].
listen, i love that youโve got your own thing going on, but donโt get distracted.
you have my undivided attention.
two shots of tequila is not โabstainingโ, itโs called being professional.
nice try, but snitches get stitches.
i was just thinking about you.
some things never change, huh?
hey, watch your perfectly glossed mouth.
iโm glad youโre putting yourself out there.
why is everyone so obsessed with my fun levels?
yeah, itโs great. i could just scream!
not bailing on me, are you?
do you wanna get out of here?
youโre drunk and youโre talking too much.
shady and suspicious, therefore gettinโ more delicious.
when you stop dating psychos, THEN you can give me relationship advice.
let him go, itโs not worth it.
if thatโs broken, youโll pay for it.
donโt tell me how to do my job.
oh, you have not seen harassment.
[ NAME ], keep your head in the game.
have you noticed any changes in [ NAME ] lately?
you know what? forget it.
youโll be broken enough for her in no time.
you look like you had some fun.
you are UNDERESTIMATING the day iโve had.
are we too late? are you okay?
i had him right where i wanted him.
brave but stupid, iโll take it.
okay, yeah, now iโm sure i hit myself in the head.
i hate you, [ NAME ]. i hate you.
why didnโt you tell me any of this before?
iโm stubborn, i always take the hard way.
i wasnโt expecting company.
okay, weโve really gotta come up with a secret handshake.
shouldโฆ should we have a safe word?
this was not the plan, itโs too dangerous.
stop it. all you do is play games. i donโt like your games.
iโm trying to rescue you, letโs go.
doesnโt anybody have any faith in me?
how do you know you werenโt followed?
i think you should get out of here.
iโm not a bad person, and if you know whatโs good for you, youโll stop treating me like one.
the power of suggestion is a formidable thing.
[ NAME ], i know what i saw.
bad news, they ran out of pumpkin spice.
i thought tying a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue was a cool party trick.
youโre not ready. youโll never be ready.
youโll never be locked up again.
whatever you did, i want to help.
iโm not having any fun.
what are we going to do with you?
i salted the rim, iโm not a savage.
you donโt wanna go in there, trust me.
tell me why i shouldnโt kill you right here, right now.
youโre really mean when you drink before noon, and you drink before noon too often.
well frankly, [ NAME ], the situation is balls.
horrible deeds have been committed here.
have you done bad things?
letโs get you straight home to bed.
iโll be anything you want me to be.
i mightโve caused some trouble.
youโve got dark corners that you havenโt explored yet.
iโm not enough to save you, [ NAME ].
okay, are we having a moment?
thereโs only one way to make it stop and you know what it is, [ NAME ].
history books will have no mention of our names or our deeds.
i know you need space and i really tried to stay away, but i got worried.
iโve got you now, okay? i swear iโve got you.
youโve made an enemy this friday.
[ NAME ] would never say something like that.
iโd say โmake your peaceโ, but i hope you never find any.
i would shoot anybody for you.
i knew youโd rescue me.
you know, iโm here for you. now and forever.
weโre all on the same team, now, right?
you canโt just โnopeโ this away! โnopeโ is not a viable plan.
[ NAME ], take a day off.
if it sounds like a hippie hemorrhoid cream, i donโt want it in my cup.
you practice those googly eyes in the mirror, or justโฆ natural talent?
stop pushing me. and while youโre at it, stop judging me.
i remember every second i was with you. every touch, every kissโฆ
i think weโve been asleep for a long - ass time.
you havenโt been paying attention.
goodie, i love conditions. they really turn my crank.
you do not want to cross that line.
everybody keeps talking to me like iโm an idiot.
i have something to tell you, [ NAME ].
you donโt have to be like this, [ NAME ].
you know weโre gonna have to talk about this eventually, right?
room down there for one more?
iโm not saying itโs gonna be okay. iโm just sayingโฆ iโm here.
[ NAME ], thank god youโre here.
itโs for your protection.
if you have nothing to hide, whatโs the problem?
sorry, i donโt have time to play nice anymore.
usually sheโs a fun bitch, not a bitch bitch.
wake up. [ NAME ], wake up.
youโre very nice, thank you for that.
i wonder how many generations have surveyed this land.
i think itโs starting to settle in.
donโt shoot, iโm just the messenger.
you are kicking ass at not helping right now, you know?
[ NAME ], hey. i need a favor.
i told you not to make this weird.
i hate doing everything sober.
pace yourself, thereโs SO much more to judge.
you donโt become [ NAME ] by confronting problems head - on.
okay, yeah, i guess i deserved that.
see? this is what you get when youโre friends with a nark.
aren't we having a good time?
okay, let me do the talking.
justice delayed is still justice served.
you are so pretty and i like you so much!
youโre drunk! and in trouble.
this whole โlone wolfโ thing youโve got going on isnโt gonna cut it.
donโt even think about it.
did you mean any of those things you said?
youโre lucky nobody saw that.
why donโt you distract me?
this is only gonna get worse if you donโt decide to help me.
you really donโt care about any of this, do you?
iโll be gone long before then.
so this is where it all beganโฆ
itโs hard not to feel like an outsider, even for me.
i remember what it feels like to be new.
hey, donโt do anything stupid, okay?
at this point, iโm no longer afraid of the consequences.
how did you come by it? the wound?
you have to do something for me.
why wouldnโt you tell me?
i donโt need you to make decisions for me.
why did you bring me here?
i deserve to be saved. i do.
try to remember who you were.
trust me, weโll meet again.
i promise i will never hurt you.
i donโt want to hurt you.
surely youโll want to hear my offer.
arenโt you gonna say goodnight?
iโm too hangry to have this conversation.
itโs okay, itโs better that i know the truth.
am i the biggest cliche ever?
i know what youโre going through.
you know what iโd never do? tell you what to think or feel.
i never drink alone. itโs sad and depressing.
i would do anything to get out of here for just one night.
say somethingโฆ preferably encouraging.
is this your thing? cute but annoying?
i canโt protect you if iโm dead.
you canโt run away from this.
you repeat this convo, you die.
donโt lie to me, [ NAME ].
you and me, weโre good people.
hey, listen. iโm gonna get you out of here, okay?
sometimes i think you really must hate me.
what are you so afraid of?
i always knew youโd be the death of me, anyway.
thereโs nothing you couldโve done.
this canโt be happening.
i just really thought i was doing the right thing.
i lied to you, and i shouldnโt have.
i have never loved anyone the way that i love you.
can we all just act like weโre winning for once?
i wasnโt expecting you to be cool about it, but the pouting is getting old.
am i the only one who didnโt know?
i appreciate everything youโve done.
what are the chances youโll sit this one out?
[ NAME ]โs never gonna forgive me.
you would have done the same thing.
i should have trusted you.
i thought it was your fault.
just so everyoneโs clear, iโm my own damn weapon.
sorry iโm late, i kinda died.
mercy comes in many forms.
i will kill us both before i let you walk in service to the devil.
if i die, they canโt use me.
i am so very tired, [ NAME ].
see you on the other side.
i care more about this than anything else in the world.
you areโฆ extraordinary.
iโm with you, [ NAME ].
would you have done any different?
i would have done everything different.