Squirrel's Occasional Posts Extraordinare™

In light of recent events I have changed my blog name from "hourly" to occasional. I wanted to just do a stroke through but I couldn't figure out how, and I feel like this will work better in the long run anyway.

Some of the blogs on this website are SO hyperspecific. Like how can you dedicate so much time to enchilada recipes?

I have a sudden craving for one of those 'people saving sea creatures' g-rated family movies but the sea creature is just like... Cthulhu, or something. But it's written just like a normal dolphin movie and nobody ever acknowledges that its cthulu

If we had three eyes we'd have to do our hair like way different. Do you think our heads would be taller? To fit the eye?

So... Shoe styles are weird. The evolution of the shapes of the things we put on our feet.... Weird.

I'm pretty sure I was smarter in elementary school than I am now. I used to be a smart kid and now my brain can barely string words together while people say them. Idk man. Not having a good day.

So apparently there are 289 types of squirrels?

Is fruit salad salad with fruit on it or is it just salad made with fruit? Like is there lettuce in it too?

Tagging things on tumblr is harder than making the actual post.