* PLAYER / TWO !

this is an actual list of things cosbo has said.  some of these sentences are from live blogging, of them playing video games, of them narrating their life,  &  some are just plain … weird.  i hope you enjoy this !   &  do know that part five is on the way.     //     part one.  part two.  part three.

❛ i’m dead serious, there’s wine in my room. ❜

❛ will they card me if i drink this? ❜

❛ you can’t put wine in my room and tell me not to drink it. ❜

❛ they just put a bottle of wine in my room!  i love this place! ❜

❛ I WANNA DRINK THE WINE! ❜

❛ LET ME LIVE MY WINE LOVING LIFE! ❜

❛ is anyone coming?  …  good, i’m coming. ❜

❛ i fucking hate the desert. ❜

❛ fast lane closed   …   shocker! ❜

❛ when will i be judged on my personality and not my wiener shirt?! ❜

❛ i don’t know where to put my sandwich, i’ll just put it on top of the package of wieners. ❜

❛ i’m always a slut for the beatles. ❜

❛ the donkey one is confirmed radiator springs. ❜

❛ everyone knows i’m a slut for the spoop. ❜

❛ i gotta go find a demon and rescue a child. ❜

❛ shit. ❜

❛ disgusting. ❜

❛ you’re a cute boy, speak to me! ❜

❛ well, you’re no help cute boy, fuck you. ❜

❛ oh, your daughter fell asleep next to me, i gotta go. ❜

❛ i just demolished mike wazowski. ❜

❛ listen pal, i don’t want you getting too familiar with my rainbow. ❜

❛ savage!  fucking destroyed. ❜

❛ my hands are too lube-y to turn the   …   oh, there it goes.❜

❛ time to play what job do i have! ❜

❛ you know, you accidentally kill a human being.  it be like that sometimes.❜

❛ goddamn! ❜

❛ you’re gay, you know that? ❜

❛ ___ is the gay censor.  it’s not a midnight gay censor, it’s like a 9:30pm gay censor! ❜

❛ can you building the fucking fence? ❜

❛ we’ll have candy corn in goddamn january, i don’t care. people come in and see it like  ‘uh do you know what season it is?’  yeah, it’s fucking candy corn season. eat up, bitch. ❜

❛ …   i have now watched forty-one minutes of a film i have yet to understand a word of. ❜

❛ oh! i know where my pants are! sometimes i put my pants in the freezer and i forget they’re there. ❜

❛ i hope i die in a way that’s so mysterious that people think it’s aliens. ❜

❛ ugh. god, i really i wanna be abducted. ❜

❛ i could talk about seemless panties all day. ❜

❛ you know what i realized?  i haven’t called myself a fool lately. ❜

❛ i’m still a fool, don’t get me wrong. ❜

❛ we just had a whole discussion about weed!  that was wild! ❜

❛ you can vocalize burps, but you can’t really write them down. ❜

❛ the only thing that’s holding me back from being an alcoholic is money. ❜

❛ hey!  off topic but   … ❜

❛ pull the trigger, you fucking furry! ❜

❛ just to clarify, i’m NOT nor will i EVER be a furry. ❜

❛ i gotta go  …  we can’t talk anymore. ❜

❛ i’m not a furry, i swear. ❜

❛ i’m not a furry, i just really love cats the musical. ❜

❛ leave me and my furry musical out of this. ❜

❛ from now on, i’m just not gonna speak. ❜

    YOU  ARE   MY   CANDY   GIRL    !          AND   YOU   GOT   ME   WANTING   YOU    !

I  HAD  TO  FIGHT  LIKE  HELL &  FIGHTING  LIKE  HELL  HAS  MADE  ME  WHAT  I  AM.

                     WHAT  A  FATAL  DESTINY  YOU  HAVE  AHEAD   !                              you  are     crumbling   ,     crumbling   ,     crumbling   ,     non  stop   !              and  you  can't  do  nothing  about  it   ,    you’ve  dug  your  own  grave   !                             don't  spread  your  wings  ,  bird  boy  ,  your  plumage  is  made  of  knives  .  don't  unveil  your  horns  ,   monster  boy  ,   you  are  no  good   .