if i followed you from selfship content, my selfship blog is @everythingzennn ! it’s a sfw blog! this one has both sfw and nsfw content.
i’m an aspiring writer/director who sucks at finishing writing projects, so i thought having a blog to post my work would help me stay motivated!
i write oneshots, headcanons, scenerios, imagines, etc etc. send in a request and i’ll (eventually) get to it! i’ll do both sfw and nsfw posts!
i am really, really hyperfixated on jason schwartzman and his characters, so that's mostly what i'll be writing about here.
that being said, i won't write about jason himself (he's a real person with a wife and kids, lmao.) or any of the characters he plays that are minors (max fischer, ash fox, etc.) any other character is totally on the table, though!
i’m really into f/o’s, self inserts, and selfshipping, but i probably won’t post about that here. i’ll mostly write x readers and such.
i love the more niche & lesser known schwartzman characters, so don't worry, you can request them!
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assorted really poor quality gifs i made of like the first episode of cracking up. This show is so stupid I'm about to email every motherfucker that worked on it and beg for the lost episodes on my hands and knees
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Been doing a lot of sketches with my mouse lately, real fun cus i have less control over the piece so i kinda just let loose and thats awesome also watch out nonsexual nudity but the dick is not visible at all so whatever
anyway this is KURT OVERNIGHT MY BEST FRIEND not sure if that reads since. hes naked and not very detailed.. I love the overnight SO MUCH
everyone who refuses to watch anything but wes anderson movies and spvtw are cowards. sorry. those are all the most bland, run of the mill jason you can get. good movies, maybe, but we're talking jason francesco schwartzman. we're talking the breastfeeding scene in I heart huckabees. dick-out bisexuality in the overnight. literally everything that happened in slackers. he held a stripper hostage and then forgot about her when he played a meth addict in spun 2002 and you know what? he still looked fine doing it. a cat attacked his balls once. he ran down the ACTUAL STREETS OF NEW YORK in full-body leather bdsm gear. I sincerely pity the man who thinks he's seen it all because jason stared at the camera while delivering dialogue in a monotone voice for five seconds in a 2 hour wes anderson movie.
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maybe kurt overnight doing some bodily praise to a chubby reader?
a/n: KURT KURT KURT KURT KURT!!!!!!!!! ily kurt the overnight 2015
“Yes! Perfect, right there!”
You attempt not to squint at the bright flash from Kurt’s camera. The click rings through your ears.
Despite the camera between the two of you, you could see Kurt grinning ear to ear.
“Okay, turn to the left a bit.” He swipes his hand to the right. Which way did he want you…? You decide to just follow his hand, which seems to be the right choice, proved by an enthusiastic “Great.”
You swallow nervously. You had never posed for a photoshoot before, let alone one like this. You were just shy of being entirely stripped, covered only by some weird, white sheet that Kurt had you posing with. This wasn’t the first time you had been bare with him, but never had you been doing so for one of his art projects. It all just felt embarassing.
He seemed to notice your discomfort, moving away from the camera.
“You alright?” He asks, sincerity in his voice.
“I don’t know, Kurt,” You look down at the floor, closing the white fabric fully around your body. “I don’t think I like this.”
He steps towards you, finding a spot behind your barely clothed figure.
He hums. “You’ve got nothing to dislike, hun.”
He wraps his arms around your torso as he leans his chin against your shoulder. You let out a soft sigh.
His hands find their way from your torso, just above your hips, squeezing them gently.
“You’re gorgeous.”
His words were simple, but you know he meant every syllable. A soft kiss was placed on your cheek, his lips lingering for a moment.
“We can stop at any time. But I don’t want it to be because you’re not confident. You should be. I mean, God, look at you.”
His hands gently graze up and down from your hips to your upper thighs. Only the thin cloth was keeping him from having his hands all over your bare skin. You shudder at the thought.
“So pretty. Jesus, maybe I should just keep these photos all for myself.” He says through a soft laugh. His words so close to your ear makes your hair stand up.
The intimacy ends sooner than you secretly had hoped as he steps away from you, patting the side of your thigh lightly before he’s back behind the camera.
“Let’s finish up here, and then we’ll do something a little more fun, yeah?” He gives a smug smile and a wink. You roll your eyes, but let the fabric out of your tight grip, allowing it to drape over your shoulders and onto the floor.
a/n: aaugh!!! i hope this is okay!!! i wrote it kind of fast lmao. kurt has a character that’s a lot different than other jschwartz characters (confident but not super cocky), so i hope i did him justice! kurt will always hold a soft spot in my heart
hi guys! sorry about the lack of writing recently!!! i’ve been, like, crazy busy recently and super burnt out. i promise i still have everyone’s requests and i’ll get to them soon!