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new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce