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A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

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surprisinglyironlibrarian

Truly wild way to start a paragraph.

#lmao

so-much-for-subtlety

lesbian-moon-gf

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

humedetector

but her appel

warframestuff

The Hunra in Warframe: Tau

#warframe #adis ...#;_;#tau is going to rip my heart out i can feel it in my bones

carnival-phantasm

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

carnival-phantasm

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we-are-ninja

@theoutcastrogue

chibikuroneko13

cant believe you didnt include the full sentence

foone

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

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terramythos

i got a spam email at work from a company begging for business and i think they meant to put 'To Whom It May Concern' at the start but whatever LLM or translation software they used did not work so instead it says 'Dear Concerned, Good Day,'

terramythos

i've been saying 'Dear Concerned' all fucking day man

Started playing Redout fresh on the Switch as an occasional break from Warframe. I forgot you have to unlock all the base game race courses through completing them in career mode to use them in solo/quickrace mode.

Luckily you do still unlock the track and get XP and some money even if you don't win a race, so my career as the most godawful space racing pilot ever is still limping along somehow

#the only in universe justification i can think of for me still being allowed to race is that i have become the haru urara of the srrl #i really only care about quickrace mode tbh #career bores me and the ai blatantly cheating aggravates me #i'll never play the game online with other people #i just want to go fast without having to worry about trivial things like winning lmao #and redout lets you go Very Fast

skippyisntfunny

bisexual-engineer-girl

Pulitzer Prize type shit

wizardshark

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

spooky-narwhal

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

#lmao

marxism-transgenderism

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

marxism-transgenderism

I am not nearly advanced enough to come away from such a maneuver unscathed

railjacks

biggest and most insane waste of warframe 1999 is that they get neil newbon, astarion's VA, in the booth to voice a hot shirtless megalomaniacal egotist who complains about his meditation being disturbed and yells at his subordinates for bothering him about problems they should just throw paratroopers at. and then they do nothing with him??? his literal only role is to be hot and evil and yell at you from a tiny comms picture-in-picture on-screen. there's a rapier skin which is purportedly his personally commissioned rapier which he never ONCE uses in game to duel you dramatically. he doesn't even have the rapier! his only violence on-screen is roughing up a morally ambiguous gay grandpa during an interrogation, which is also his only actual full-body appearance in the game.

luckily he gets a way WAY meatier role elsewhere in the game, with a lot more dramatic heft to it. voicing this fish:

#warframe #lmao

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kidzbopdeathgrips

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

wunderwirker

orange-catsidy

brxdyking

Shenanigans afoot in Sanctum Anatomica

#warframe #this is not my beautiful house this is not my beautiful wife #i don't even OWN these cosmetics and my drifter and operator look nothing like this #the game just randomly decided to assign me someone else's appearance for some reason i guess???#so yeah if you saw someone briefly freak out in the sanctum chat the other night that was me lmao

wifegideonnav

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

#:/#yeah ...

ladycreep-deactivated20201127

talkshows-deactivated20150818

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

basketghost

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

1dietcokeinacan

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

stabethadeathwhisper

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

mysteryteacup

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

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monchursouls

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

rat-in-the-grain

Hehehehehe

monchursouls

Can I fucking help you?

sasuke-offical

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

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jackdawsfavorite

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