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Say it like it is

Me: who's that?

Jacob: it's this kid who's parents obviously made a mistake

Me: what?!? What do you mean?

Jacob: he never follows the rules and always has to get his way!

OMG.

#kidquotes #jakes

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He's so silly

#d

Haley: I'm just little. I don't know anything.

#tootsie #kidquote

Only for parents...

Daniel: Haley, get out

Haley: excuse me! I'm drying my hair!

Daniel: well Haley! do not back talk me! That's only for parents!

Tv time (Taken with instagram)

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Buddies (Taken with instagram)

Being a boy (Taken with instagram)

My tomboy... In a dress and in the dirt (Taken with instagram)

Tomboy (Taken with instagram)

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You are worried about seeing him spend his early years in doing nothing. What! Is it nothing to be happy? Nothing to skip, play, and run around all day long? Never in his life will he be so busy again.

~Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Emile, 1762

Every Two-year-old's favorite animal

Daniel: Mom, (I) hate snakes.

...

Mom: what is your favorite animal?

Daniel: Buff-a-o.

Mom: Buffalo?

Daniel: yes.

It would be cool if he (Daddy) had a million dollars.

Jacob

watch out for flying squirrels

jacob

For the love of worms

Jacob: Mommy, I love you.

Me: I love you, too, Jacob.

Jacob: And I love Haley, too. She's so sweet.

Me: Oh, that's nice.

Jacob: But I don't love Daniel.

Me: Jacob!

Jacob: Oh! It's okay, Mommy. I still LIKE him because he's a good worm finder.

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Mommy, I wish the mailman would bring you a post card that says you can stay away (from work) for 100 days.

-Jacob

#jacob

Jacob: Mom, I want to go camping with you and Haley. Me: Really? What about Daddy and Daniel? Jacob: Well, Grandma could watch Daniel. (pauses) The reason I don't want Daniel to go is because he might run off and get lost.

#jacob

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