Morgana is my beautiful child

Unfortunately I just have little idoiot bastard syndrome and it makes me say dumb things

Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice

Bitch better not

he gonna hear my voice alright

My sister and my dog are the only valid members of my family. The roomba is valid too, I guess, but its on thin fucking ice.

What did the roomba do?

Tried to eat my fucking sock

unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

‪fuck your zodiac sign tell me what age you let go of your toxic internalised misogyny and stopped hating Kristen Stewart for no reason‬

Hope everyone is well today !

And tomorrow !!!!

After that you’re on your own

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation