Felix Wolfe but based

i’m not listing all my disorders in my bio or pinned posted, clearly you’ll see there’s something wrong with me

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

Drunk cillian my favourite cillian

happy pride! please be kind to yourself. never let them win

[guy who doesn't know how sex works trying to rizz up a robotgirl who's anatomically accurate] im gonna penetrate your amazing digital cervix.

Autistic boyfriend hyperfixates on OSHA, texts you each morning about how grateful he is that OSHA exists, plays the CGI OSHA industrial accident training video highlight reel for you when you hang out

when your girl is into naked people so you turn her on by taking your clothes off #RegularPlay #Con

I have a proposal for deciding who pays on dates that I think is much fairer than the "whoever asked the other person out" rule. Basically, whoever is wearing more makeup should pay. It's basic common sense

no, less makeup. if they’re wearing more makeup they’ve already spent more money on the date, even if it was just to look good

If you have the money to spare vs if you already spent the money is the argument I see between these two takes.

I'm just trying to construct an excuse to make the more feminine one pay