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Re: Kevin- A man that big can do anything he wants to me and I’d say THANK YOU

Straight out of a textbook FACTS

I absolutely love reading through your astrology stuff but I don’t know anything about zodiac signs besides a little about my sun sign. So I had to do a little research. Turns out I’m a Capricorn (sun), Gemini (moon), Capricorn (mercury), Cancer (rising). What does any of this mean??? What type of person would fit best with me? (sorry I’m asking a lot, I know you probably have a million of these. thank you if you do answer me!!)

This is the perfect time for me to plug the thing I am most proud of on this blog- my Astro FAQ! (Which you can search at the toolbar in both the app and desktop version I think)

That being said, it doesn’t necessarily say what all of the planets indicate... so here’s my veryyyyyy boiled down version of that

Rising: the sign you present as in your first impression (I.e. I present as a Leo when I first meet people)

Sun: the sign that the majority of people see you as

Moon: the sign only those closest to you can recognize within you

Mercury: how you communicate (I.e. I communicate like an Aquarius)

Venus: how you love/show affection

Mars: how you show aggression or anger

(Those are the basics to start)

I adore you! since my early hockeyblr days and now

THIS IS MUTUAL

I'm a pisces sun/aries moon/scorpio rising. Do I win the TK compatibility prize? 😂

YEAH YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING DO THO

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aqua again. gang gang. do aqua boys do the same? i have prob never met an aqua boy. i only know of them in the nhl 😗. no aquas in my area

oh yeah, they’re very similar, but when an aqua guy falls, he FALLS. he may not tell you he’s in love with you, but he is

For that aqua comment. Is that why seggy is never in a relationship? Lmao

honestly? yeah. that and his cap venus means he’ll never stop searching for perfection

aqua here. idk if it’s a common thing for aquas to think they wanna date someone but as soon as they get to know them they get bored and don’t like them anymore. i also don’t wanna be like tied down and commit to promises I can’t keep. I’d rather fantasize about hockey players lol bc real guys aren’t doing it for me. maybe it’s just me but idk

A. You just described all aquarians B. Myself included 😂

you know what i decided burky is my bf now. we’re both aquas. im open to sharing as long as we get to spend our birthdays and weekends together 👀

I’m entirely cool w this arrangement

oh my god what advice am i NOT looking for? i’m stressed about getting jobs, i’m stressed about going abroad next semester bc idk anyone on my program, and i’m never going to find a boy i don’t get sick of three weeks in 😖

Those are all really tough things! So I guess my starting advice would be, make a list! I know, a novel concept for an Aries. Take things one thing at a time! So for getting jobs, create a plan, start small, with a great resume. And aries can make friends with anyone, but I know y’all feel immense anxiety about it! Just remember people LOVEEE to talk about themselves (literally astrology is how I make friends because I can psychoanalyze and bond and learn what the person likes all at once!) and as for a boy, I’m not sure I can be of MUCH help there, cause im kind of the same way hahaha

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Libra/Sag here. OMG literally when people try to control me I either ghost them or sprint away lmao. If you’re on the cusp does it change anything? Or it just is what it is lol. So I read that I had Virgo tendencies?

EXACTLY. I never make analysis without thinking it through! I’m not just telling people what they want to hear! haha

And here’s what I say about cusps in my astro FAQ which I think explains it well: What is a cusp?When you were born on the exact day the sun shifted into a different sign.

Do you believe in cusps? Yes and no. I don’t believe that cusp babies can say they’re both ‘Gemini and Cancer!” or shit like that. The sun shifts into signs at an exact time. So you are either a Gemini or a Cancer depending on the time you were born (I’m just using Gem/Canc as an example, this could be for any signs). But I do believe that the energy from the previous sign can sometimes be influential. Just like how people feel the effects of Mercury Retrograde a few weeks before or after it happens.

wait lemme be specific w my chart! sun: aries; moon: capricorn; mercury?: pisces- is that helpful?

ahhhh who with????

spookyscarysalamander

any advice for an aries girl? 🥺

I definitely have advice! What type you looking for Lil bug?

spookyscarysalamander

I should clarify, the more specific you are, the more specific I am!

any advice for an aries girl? 🥺

I definitely have advice! What type you looking for Lil bug?

hey how would I be with TK since everyone else is asking; Leo/Leo/libra in the house (and yes I know we ship me and Teuvo to end of time because somehow our charts are decent together)

Lol you’re one of the few I’ve done a super deep chart dive on (because I adore you and your support from the beginning means everything to me) and I still think teuvo is good! So yes my ship still stands!

Don’t hate me- with TK- 4.5/10

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who likes pet names and what would they be? im 100% down to call everyone baby if theyre okay with it

So the first that comes to mind is Burky and I think he’d find it kinda hot if you called him Burky or Burakovsky like damnnnn

Brock Boeser I feel would also be into it? But definitely more traditional like ‘baby’ or ‘sweetie’

I think Nolan Patrick would get really into it once he found the perfect personalized nickname for you!

I was the libra/sag/sag with seguin. I was just curious why it was tricky 💔 but thanks for your response a million times over. 💕

Sure sweets! So largely it’s on him, not you. His Cap moon throws a wrench in a lot of shit because Aquarius and Cap are not well suited to each other, so he’s an enigma to begin with. But ultimately I said tricky because I think there’s a large chance he might want to control your behavior, which with that much sag, will not fly 😊

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