The only shit I like about my current job is web accessibility assessment and implementation. Let me yell at you about how shit ass your fuckass website is for disabled people. LET ME DO IT.
Hey. Disabled folks. If you find a website that isn't accessible to you you can fucking sue them.
And you should because that's the only time they EVER FUCKING CARE.
Can you navigate the site using keyboard only?
Can you understand the site using windows or mac's native screen readers? Or nvda, the free screen reader accessibility tool?
Can you navigate the site using windows voice activation tool? Which allows you to tell the computer what to click, or break the screen into grids for more precise selection???
FUCKING *CAN YOU?* IF NOT. SUE!
Can you close a random pop up that shows up without using the mouse??
Can you tell a list of options updated after making filter choices because there's a button or your screen reader tells you????
Can you easily tell where you are on the page??????
Can you read text on that image? In that button? CAN YOU TELL A TEXT LINK APART FROM SURROUNDING COPY????
IF NOT! YOU CAN SUE!



















