bikini bottom way

throwback to that one time in the spongebob squarepants comics where patrick comes up with a plan to trick mr krabs into giving him a dozen krabby patties for free by making him think a sock in a box is a sea goose that can lay golden eggs like okay not only is patrick far more intelligent and manipulative than he’s given credit for due to his laziness but krabs is just… dumb as a brick. he ripped the sock out of the box and instead of realizing it was just a sock he thought he beheaded the sea goose and started crying. patrick puts the sock on one of his feet and pretends its another sea goose and not only does mr krabs fall for it AGAIN but this completely pacifies him