Emmet Posting!!

(gaaame start!!) OH, VERITY? I THINK I KNOW HIM, WE USED TO GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER... THE BALL?

You what.

YES, I USED TO KNOW HIM... THERE WAS A PHASE HE HAD WHEN HE WANTED TO LOOK LIKE A PAPERCLIP. HE HELPED OUT ON OLD WINDOWS COMPUTERS. HE EVEN CHANGED HIS NAME.. I CANNOT REMEMBER WHAT TO, THOUGH.

Oh what the HELL.

HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.. DO YOU KNOW HIM? HOW DOES HE FARE?

I shot myself because he was being a yandere.

Whats the issue with people being yellow skinned, huh punk?

hello eric!

OH MY GOD GUYS ITS EMMET BRICKOWSKI HOLY SHIT

Hello!! Its me! Emmet Brickowski!

hello eric!

WHAT IS THAT. I NEVER SAID THIS. THOSE IMAGES ARENT EVEN IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER OF APPEARANCE!!!

me!!!

the lego movie got it right, everything is awesome

all offical blogs, reblog and I will follow. i want to follow all the offical blogs

hello!

Guys me and rex kissed it's canon warner bros said so themselves were also married and have 2 kids together

NO THE FUCK WE DO NOT??? SINCE WHEN?? Im gunna beat you with a beer bottle like a abusivr father from Tennessee named Michael and then go after the “kids” with a Whiskey bottle.

abusive "father" and go after the "kids" yeah mhm you see guys even rex agrees

he loves me

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU IM GOING TO SLAM YOU REPEATEDLY INTO A WALL UNTIL YOU SHUT

thats our son how could you forget him he looks just like you

WH WHEN DID I HAVE KIDS WHAT WHAT WHAT WHEN WHY HOW DIE I HATE YOU WHEN DID I HAVE KIDS I DONTFEEL SAFE

you must have amnesia or something literally I'm the father you're the mother that's how it works

thats just how it works idk what to tell you

This is the big 2026 you do know if people are queer WHICH WE ARE NOT there is no “so whos the girl and whos the guy” anymore.. right

I dont want to be a mother i dont want tits i dont consent to this shit im sueing and getting a restraining order

i can still send you mail right

no

aw man :(

…Aww Rex is this your son? When you’re not threatening beer bottles you’re a decent father.

Emmet shut the FUCK up that is NOT my child that is a mentally deranged grown man

I- Oh..? Uh… okay then… coughs awkward..

Guys me and rex kissed it's canon warner bros said so themselves were also married and have 2 kids together

NO THE FUCK WE DO NOT??? SINCE WHEN?? Im gunna beat you with a beer bottle like a abusivr father from Tennessee named Michael and then go after the “kids” with a Whiskey bottle.

abusive "father" and go after the "kids" yeah mhm you see guys even rex agrees

he loves me

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU IM GOING TO SLAM YOU REPEATEDLY INTO A WALL UNTIL YOU SHUT

thats our son how could you forget him he looks just like you

WH WHEN DID I HAVE KIDS WHAT WHAT WHAT WHEN WHY HOW DIE I HATE YOU WHEN DID I HAVE KIDS I DONTFEEL SAFE

you must have amnesia or something literally I'm the father you're the mother that's how it works

thats just how it works idk what to tell you

This is the big 2026 you do know if people are queer WHICH WE ARE NOT there is no “so whos the girl and whos the guy” anymore.. right

I dont want to be a mother i dont want tits i dont consent to this shit im sueing and getting a restraining order

i can still send you mail right

no

aw man :(

…Aww Rex is this your son? When you’re not threatening beer bottles you’re a decent father.