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*Throws a communion wafer at your head at the speed of a bullet*

Handwriting can tell you a lot about a person. Go here and reblog with your character’s handwriting style!

let’s level up from choking each other to slapping each other

Why even fuck anymore? Just throw hands and see who nut first.

It was nut at first jab

Me n shawty enter the octagon and what happens, happens.

Catch These Hands! with your hands. we’re holding hands now. this is nice

who wants to have a knife fight in the forest with me

what knife size are we talking here

its not the size that matters its the memories u make

my fondest memory is getting stabbed with a variety of knives. in the forest

why propose to your significant other with a silly sparkly ring when you can propose to them with a (much more practical) Really Cool Sword for all their frequent battle needs

This is the prettiest one

This changed me