Good riddance and stay safe

IT’S FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

no more age regression. i'm into age progression now, check this out *hands you a boiled sweet out of my purse*

the mind is uncomfortable and the body she is also uncomfortable