So Dutch Bros coffee company is a franchise that you might not have heard of if you’re not from the west coast of the US or parts of the south but they’re fucking everywhere in central California and they always somehow have an extremely long line even though I’m pretty sure that their thing is just that they put a lot of sugar in everything and don’t sell plain normal black coffee and are mildly less expensive than Starbucks if you squint.
Anyways they were already a blight upon the land when I was in high school about ten years ago and a group of people at my school got obsessed with this drink they’ve sold there for a long time called the 911.
Why is it called the 911? Well my friends, it consists of Irish cream flavor, half and half, and six shots of espresso. In the medium. They add more if you get a large. People were getting larges.
Anyways being an unmedicated adhd teenager, coffee had absolutely no effect on me so I ended up getting a lot of free Dutch Bros 911 drinks because it was known that for some reason Roman is immune to these things so when people couldn’t handle finishing their 911 drinks because it was too much caffeine for them they’d give it to me.
And from my perspective I was like cool, free sugar. Had no idea why 6 shots of espresso was supposed to be a lot of coffee. Anyways, probably don’t drink that much espresso at once unless you know you’re immune to it because I’ve seen that thing give people panic attacks.
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