Great Man Theory is real, we have to put him down

I am thoroughly convinced all those Berdly haters are nothing but mere weaklings incapable of handling his Bi Boy Swag.

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

“Oooo I hate the ocean I’m so scared of the ocean” could never be me. The ocean is my girlfriend and I’m still trying to find a ring big enough to propose to her with

@funnier-when-objectum

I’m going to have a fucking breakdown

What does it say that in nearly every case where its stated that a country is in danger of under-going a "demographic collapse"/Low Fertility Rates I can almost universally identify 2/3 commonalities among them that is driving it that a lot of those nations always avoid talking about?

Homeboys thinkin theyre Buzz Lightyear when they’re gettin buzzed off of one light beer. -The Executioner

i think a lot of people on this website could stand to be reminded that tumblr posts are not literature and the majority of people who post on tumblr (and substack if they're really up their asses) are not legitimate theorists or academics in the slightest