Great Man Theory is real, we have to put him down

I am thoroughly convinced all those Berdly haters are nothing but mere weaklings incapable of handling his Bi Boy Swag.

I want this as a long ass show where every episode's this

you serve the drink, they take a sip. it ticks down to 98% and they whisper “oh thank god”

oh and you have to learn to weaponize “thank you for your understanding”. which means “there is nothing you can do about this so accept it”

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

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