Great Man Theory is real, we have to put him down

I am thoroughly convinced all those Berdly haters are nothing but mere weaklings incapable of handling his Bi Boy Swag.

pls support trans girls and trans women who like traditionally masculine things

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

would you like to share with the class 🤔

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

would you like to unshare with the class

girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings

CLEANING THE SHOWER DRAIN AGAIN

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

I just got on the elevator with Maggie and some other guy I've never seen before in my entire life. None of us said anything getting on but he hit my floor button and then his. He just knew what floor we were going to. With such confidence. Said not a word.

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

why is this orc a twink

excuse you he is clearly a twunk