Great Man Theory is real, we have to put him down

I am thoroughly convinced all those Berdly haters are nothing but mere weaklings incapable of handling his Bi Boy Swag.

basically low hanging fruit is great because that means it is easy to grab and i like when things are easy

sometimes i see people talk about spamtenna like it's irrelevant fandombait and it makes me wonder if they think toby fox just blacked out and gay subtext between the characters just randomly materialized in the game. and then sometimes i see people deny that ralsei could be trans, and then at that point i can only assume people are genuinely operating under the belief that toby fox keeps slipping on banana peels and accidentally adding queer subtext to his game. you're looking too deep into it, He is neutral about these things

Honestly I think the compulsion to describe things about your own original characters as "a headcanon", silly as it sounds and incorrect as it is, makes complete sense when you understand it as "this is a thing that is true about this character to me that I want to tell people about but do not currently intend to include in any actual published narrative about the character."

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

Bearded vultures will see an iron oxide rich mud puddle and go 'is anyone going to bathe in that' and not wait for an answer

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

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