cats have spikey tongues

had a dream that people were posting real cash bounties for people's deaths on tumblr with the same amount of gravitas and dignity that actual callout posts on here have (none)

they just appended the bounty to the "offending" posts in question and 90% of the time the OP didn't notice because they had the post muted. it got immediately drowned out by an argument about pokemon. I only found out about it a week later because someone asked if I could disable reblogs, not because it had money out for my head, but so that they could get the last word in on said argument about pokemon.

"pillow princess are just greedy" they are so generous??? they let me make them cum? and i get to listen to their cute noises??? what are u talking about..

really embarrassing to want to be cared about LOL you want to be valued in this lifetime

What's even funnier is that they have the same problem where the characters can't age in real time, but now they're portrayed by human actors who are getting farther and farther from their 20s

For me a big part of “sex work is work” is that sex work should be socially viewed as totally legitimate work. I should be able to put sex work on my resume. I should be able to lean on the skills and knowledge I gain in this field and have that experience be respected. Right now I have a gap in my resume. But I’m also consistently doing advertising, social media management, inventory, merchandising, customer service, upselling!!! I’m working self directed, I’m solely responsible for every aspect of my business. I deserve respect, fuck.

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

Your soul is rotten to the core and therefor I shal not be showing you my penis good night to you

hungry slenderman be like cook my eight meals

nine inch noah: i want to fuck you like two of every animal