Spiegelmania

While all the press has commended the former first daughter on her classy transition from gawky teen to hip Donatella Versace pal, the real goods on Chels is supposedly the way her name's printed on her credit card: says "Miss C.V. Clinton." [...] while we're Clift-spotting, the power troika of mustachioed Sean Penn, Metallica's Lars Ulrich and Pam Anderson's new fiancé, Kid Rock (dressed in what was described as "a wreck of an outfit"), were recently seen imbibing at the chic hotel and trying to convince a few ladies to accompany them for some after-hours fun at Tosca. [...] ! Owned by Hush-Hush proprietress Kimmy Jordan and outfitted with a Mexican restaurant and an outdoor smoking deck, the club will kick things off with a free show with music by Film School and Portland's the Places. Packing up their toy chests and jetting off for an 18-city European tour is Toychestra, the local all-lady ensemble that makes music using just about anything colorful and designed for 4-year-olds. Though it's hard to fathom how a small band that produces and releases their own recordings (and doesn't even have a Web site!) could book their own shows in cities including Milan, Vienna, Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam and Ljubljana, Slovenia, it's a testament to the power of cute girls with toys -- and bandleader Lexa Walsh in particular.