âthis is a terrible battle injury, really. it does hurt but iâll be okay.â
he is lying, of course. he got smacked with a glass door while looking at his phone on his way into starbucks.
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@spideypal
âthis is a terrible battle injury, really. it does hurt but iâll be okay.â
he is lying, of course. he got smacked with a glass door while looking at his phone on his way into starbucks.

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catch Peter yelling vibe check at criminals before webbing them, then coming closer to them and dramatically yelling: NOT A VIBE!
laughs with salad
listens intently.Â
spideypalâ:
âIâm sorry Mr. Stark, it wonât happen again.â He chuckles a little  and grabs the phone, taking a few steps back to make sure the angle is just right and the lighting is perfect. His tongue pokes out of his mouth just a little as he frowns, concentrating in the task at hand. âOkay, ready when you are!â
âOkay- okayâŚ.okay justâŚokay.â He plants his feet to the ground and clears his throat, looking forward but not directly to the device.
âGod doesnât exist and if he does, heâs a fucking co- Wait. I might not be allowed to curse so. Okay again.â He fixes the tie.
âGod doesnât exist and if he does, heâs a coward and Iâm about to prove it. With Starkâs industries new product.â He gestures next to him to an imaginary stand where the product should go.
He taps his chin. âI donât know, maybe going after god in my first words sounds a little too agressive. What do you think?â
âYep, itâs a bit intense.â Peter agrees with a nod as he stops recording, setting the phone down. âIt would create a lot of controversy and not enough focus on the product itself.â He bit his lower lip for a moment, trying for a better way to phrase what Mr. Stark was trying to convey. âWhat about...â He tapped his chin. âGod might or not be real but what at Stark Industries has to offer would make Them quake on Their boots?â He scrunched up his nose, unsure if that sounded good or goofy.

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spideypalâ:
âNot very longâŚ.I didnât meant to eavesdropâŚâ He says and tries not to laugh at the cursing.
âYou shouldnât spy on a man whoâs rehearsing his speech. Now stand there and take my phone, I need to record myself to watch it later.â
âIâm sorry Mr. Stark, it wonât happen again.â He chuckles a little  and grabs the phone, taking a few steps back to make sure the angle is just right and the lighting is perfect. His tongue pokes out of his mouth just a little as he frowns, concentrating in the task at hand. âOkay, ready when you are!â
spideypalâ:
âDonât you think thatâs a little intense to say, sir?â
âShit fucking mother- Â Â PETER! How long have you been standing there?â
âNot very long....I didnât meant to eavesdrop...â He says and tries not to laugh at the cursing.
âGod doesnât exist and if they do, theyâre a fucking coward.â
âDonât you think thatâs a little intense to say, sir?â
infitixlisâ:
âBoy I canât remember the last time I petted a cat.â He tapped his chin, not being able to hold back the fond smile as Peter reported his activities. It was refreshing to see him excited for little things while keeping himself sharp for bigger happenings.
Anthony patted his shoulder and gestured for him to follow inside.
âAre you hungry after your busy day? Also- I might have to tell everyone that Stark Industries is under Spidermanâs wing so no one else dares to try and get inside but then againâŚcriminals in the city are a little dumb sometimes.â
âOh Mr. Stark, petting a cat is amazing! And so is petting a dog! We could go to an animal shelter and you could pet some, maybe even adopt one. I should ask Aunt May if she would let me adopt one, maybe a cat cause the space in the apartment.â He frowned a little, wondering it May would be okay with a pet.Â
âOh, yes I am.â He smiled, following Mr. Stark, eager to get some of the delicious food that he could get at the Stark tower. âOh...â He blushed lightly as he chuckled, rubbing the back of his neck. He was happy that Mr. Stark was proud of his work and that he thought of him as a good protector, specially knowing that Stark Industries had the best of the best in security. âWell, Iâm always happy to help out!â
infitixlisâ:
The tone on Peterâs voice and more specifically, the words he used, felt like a rock inside Anthonyâs shoe. Tiny and yet, irritating.
If the kid had been someone else, Stark would have snapped at such offhand response.
Note: Cut down the talk about the dark knight around Peter.
He moved on on the casual chat tho, fixing the cuffs of his shirt as he spoke.
âAnyway, I guess youâre here to give your report of the day, Spiderman? I saw something good on the news.â
âHmm? Oh yes, my report!â Peter said excitedly, knowing he was secure around Mr. Stark he took off his mask and smiled brightly. âSo there was this little girl who had her cat stuck in a tree and Iâve always wanted to rescue a cat in a tree! She was super happy when I got him down, his name was Mittens and he was orange with white and black.â Peter squished his own cheeks. âHe was so cuuuute!â He said and then cleared his throat, knowing there were, perhaps, more important things to report. âI also caught some guys who were trying to break into one of Stark Industries buildings, brought them to the first police car I saw and stuck them there, it was pretty funny.â

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â iâm fine, let me see your face. â
caring starters
âMy face is fine, really.â Mr. Stark, however, isnât giving him this worried kind of look at makes him really want to take the mask off and at the same time keep it on even more. âIâm just really glad that you are okay.â He hesitates but removes the mask, a nasty bruise already appearing on part of his cheek, his busted lower lip bleeding lightly. âThis is just part of my line of work, sir.â
CARING SENTENCE STARTERSÂ
for muses that need a little love.Â
â  iâm here for you. â
â let me help with that. â
â  iâm here. â
â nothingâs gonna hurt you. â
â if they do it again, you tell me. â
â iâll protect you. â
â iâll make sure nothing bad happens to you. â
â let me take a lookâŚÂ â
â  iâm a phone call away. â
â  you should have called me. â
â  here, sleep. â
â  if you wanna talk, iâm here. â
â  hey, shh, itâs okay. â
â  iâll never let you go. â
â  youâre with me now. â
â  nothingâs gonna take you from my side. â
â iâll do what i have to.  â
â Â i need you to stay here, okay? i got this. Â â
â  itâs safe here. â
â  iâm fine, let me see your face. â
â  weâre gonna have to keep ice on that. â
spideypalâ:
Oh crapâŚ. âI broke my phone.â Peter admitted, not wanting anyone else to take the blame. âI was going to repair it but I havenât had the time so thatâs why I havenât answered.â The truth was that he also didnât really have the money to replace the screen, even if he did it on his own. Parts were expensive.
âButâŚBut Batman is one of the cool guys, why would you sue him?â
âWhat? How- you know what? It doesnât matter.â He pulled out his phone, texting Jarvis to get Peter a new Stark phone and another one for his friend. Being the only kid with one of those at school wouldnât look good for anyone.
âUh- just to mess with him. You know, pranks.â He replied while still texting.
He is glad he doesnât want to know cause he thinks Mr. Stark wonât find the whole, I dropped it trying to record a dumb video for TikTok, all that amusing.
âPranks?â He frowns under the mask cause that doesnât sound like a very fun prank but then again, maybe it was....In a weird, rich boy kind of way. âIf you say so, Mr. Stark.â
spideypalâ:
âWhaaaat? I donât have any missed calls from anyone.â He lies, the truth is that he dropped his phone and now the touch screen wonât freaking work properly so he always struggles to try to answer. âWaitâŚAre you suing Batman? What? When? How? Why? Hello?â
â I suppose itâs a Happy problem then. Iâll ask Jarvis to check our line anyway.â
He nodded, hands on his hips. The kind of nod you give after you tell someone their pet died and they ask you if itâs really true.
âNot yet but Iâm sure heâll drop something I can sue him for one of these days.â
Oh crap.... âI broke my phone.â Peter admitted, not wanting anyone else to take the blame. âI was going to repair it but I havenât had the time so thatâs why I havenât answered.â The truth was that he also didnât really have the money to replace the screen, even if he did it on his own. Parts were expensive.
âBut...But Batman is one of the cool guys, why would you sue him?â
spideypalâ:
âSerious questionâŚ.Do you think Batman would sue me if I asked for a Spider Sign?? LikeâŚ.Is that trademark?? Cause itâd be cool as heck.â
âI mean, it should would make it easier for me to reach out to you. Answer the damn phone. Second. I donât think heâs going to say anything and if someone is going to sue IS GOING TO BE AT HIM.â
âWhaaaat? I donât have any missed calls from anyone.â He lies, the truth is that he dropped his phone and now the touch screen wonât freaking work properly so he always struggles to try to answer. âWait...Are you suing Batman? What? When? How? Why? Hello?â

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âSerious question....Do you think Batman would sue me if I asked for a Spider Sign?? Like....Is that trademark?? Cause itâd be cool as heck.â
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