LOST IN TRANSLATION - mark lee smau
35) how to (not) get into someoneโs pants (written)
Mark pulls up in front of your building, kills the engine, and grabs the jacket from the passenger seat. He stares at it for a few seconds, taking a deep breath. His hands are already a little sweaty, because no matter how bold can he get over text, showing up to face a girl, one that he likes, suddenly doesnโt feel like the brightest idea. Especially if said girl is apparently furious with him right now.
Nonetheless, he gets out of the car, slams the door shut and heads towards the entrance of your building. Maybe he really shouldโve thought this through first. Each step feels heavier, his brain swirling with worst-case scenarios. What if you donโt even open the door ? What if you just slam it in his face ?
Heโs so caught up that he almost misses it - thereโs another figure rounding the corner and striding towards your dorm. Tall, dark hair,โฆ
Mark slows down. The guy is holding a small plastic bag, and thereโs a cable, something like a phone charger peeking out of it.
No. Thereโs absolutely no way youโd invite this guy to your dorm while heโs getting the silent treatment.
Jake finally notices him and obliviously gives him a big smile, beaming like the sun. โHey ! Youโre Mark, right ? The new band member ?โ
Mark stares at him, stunned. โUh, yeah.โ His eyes flick to the building. โYou donโt live here, do you ?โ
Jake seems momentarily surprised at the question, but then he just shrugs it off, shaking his head. โNo, no. Iโm just here to drop something off.โ He raises his hand, showing Mark the bag heโs holding.
Markโs jaw clenches. โFor Y/n ?โ
Jakeโs gaze finally lands on the jacket Markโs holding and his eyes light up. โOh, is that her jacket ?โ He takes a step closer, reaching for it. โIf you want, I can give it to her, I donโt mind-โ
Mark instinctively takes a step back, clutching the jacket to his chest. โThanks, but thereโs really no need.โ
He knows heโs acting weird, but the thought of any guy going to your dorm right now, especially since youโre mad at him, is making him irrationally mad.
Jake hesitates, eyebrows raised at the intensity. โWell, alrightโฆโ
Thereโs a beat of silence. Mark is still glaring at Jake, who seems a bit taken aback at his reaction. Before the moment can get any more awkward, the entrance door swings open.
Both boys look up, only to be met with your annoyed gaze. You take one look at the scene in front of you and groan. โWhat the hell are you two doing here ?โ
Mark swore heโd be pissed when he finally sees you, but one glance at your face is enough to knock the wind out of him. He takes a quick step forward. โHey, I brought you the jacket-โ
You shoot him a disapproving look, and he immediately deflates, handing it over without another word.
Jake clears his throat, looking between the two of you. โUhโฆ did I interrupt something ?โ
โNo,โ you blurt out at the same time as Mark says โyes.โ
You sigh, deciding to ignore Mark for now and you turn towards Jake. โYou found my charger ?โ
Jake brightens, showing you the bag. โYeah ! You left it at my place. Took forever, but then I found it under the sheetsโฆโ He scratches the back of his head awkwardly.
From the corner of your eye, you see how Mark freezes, his eyes widening in disbelief. Before he gets the wrong idea and causes a scene, you snatch the bag from Jake with a forced smile. โThatโs great, thank you.โ You clear your throat, clapping your hands together to dismiss them. โNow go away, both of you. Iโm busy.โ
Mark frowns. โWait, are we not gonnaโฆ?โ
โNo,โ you cut him off, already backing up. โI donโt need any testosterone contests on my doorstep today. Especially when you both show up unannounced. Go home.โ
Jake nods slowly, clearly sensing the vibe shift. โRight... Iโll head out.โ He gives you a small smile before turning away. โSee you around.โ
You both watch him go in silence. You readjust the jacket in your hands, raising a brow at Mark, who stays rooted in his spot. โI thought I told you to go home ?โ
He doesnโt even blink, his gaze still fixed on Jakeโs back. โSo, you left your charger under his sheets, huh ?โ
You gasp, crossing our arms defensively at the implication. โYou canโt be serious.โ
Mark shrugs. โIโm just repeating what your new friend said. So, did you ?โ
โAre you seriously implying I slept with Jake because I forgot my charger at his place ?โ You snap.
Markโs jaw tightens and he looks away. โWell, what am I supposed to think when you cut me off and start talking to some other guy all of a sudden ?โ
You scoff. โSome other guy? Mark, I wasnโt even talking to you like that.โ
His gaze sharpens. โYou literally said you wanted to get into my pants.โ
You swat his chest in annoyance. โThat was a joke !โ
โSo you donโt wanna get into my pants ?โ
Mark opens his mouth to respond but closes it again when he realizes what you said. โWhat ?โ
โNot anymore,โ you repeat, turning around and walking back towards your building.
Mark trails after you, panicked. โWait. Not anymore ? Whatโs that supposed to mean ?โ
โIt means I was interested before you got into the band,โ you say flatly, not stopping.
Markโs eyes widen, disbelief written all over his face. โWhat ? That doesnโt change anything !โ
โIt does,โ you press your lips together, refusing to look at him. โNow youโre gonna have girls throwing themselves at you at every corner. Iโm not about to be one of them.โ
โThatโs not whatโs gonna happen at all.โ Mark huffs, catching your arm and spinning you around. โCan you just- Can we be serious for two seconds ?โ
You shake him off, unimpressed. โAre we not being serious ?โ
โWere you being serious about getting into my pants ? Because I donโt fucking think so.โ His voice cracks in frustration. โI already said Iโm sorry, what else do you want me to do ?โ
You look him up and down, humming to yourself. This desperation looks really good on him, you should definitely make him work for it more often. โWhy wouldnโt I be serious about that ?โ
He gives you a deadpanned look. โIf you wanted to fuck me, Iโm sure you wouldnโt be sitting around and listening to me playing the damn guitar for months. Or befriend Taeyong and make him open up the audition for shits and giggles. You couldโve just asked me if it was about that, you know.โ
โAnd youโd say yes ?โ You press.
Mark blinks. โUhโฆ noโฆ?โ
This is definitely enemy territory for Mark. He laughs nervously, running a hand through his hair. โI donโt- because thatโs not what I wanted from you,โ He blurts out and grimaces right after, clearly frustrated with himself for admitting it out loud.
You arch a brow. โOh, so Iโm the one making things confusing now ?โ
โYes !โ Mark throws his hands up. โYou literally just said you wanted to get into my pants !โ
You click your tongue. โAnd you just said you wouldnโt let me.โ
He makes a strangled noise, dragging a hand down his face. โYouโre insane. Actually insane.โ
โYouโre the one yelling in front of my dorm about pants, Mark,โ you argue back, furrowing your eyebrows.
Mark groans, shaking his head. โYou know what ? Keep the jacket. I canโt deal with this right now.โ
Before you can come up with a comeback, he takes a step back, muttering something under his breath as he heads towards his car. The very same car you almost crashed when things were still good between you two, and Mark didnโt even get mad, or at least not as mad as he seems right now. You roll your eyes, but your chest feels heavier than youโd like to admit.
โโโญโโญโโญโโโโโญโโญโโญโโโโโญโโญโ
A/N: heyโฆ i have no excuse for not posting i know ๐ if any of you guys still remembers what was this about, this is for you <3
เผโก โ๏ฝกห taglist: @chenlesfavorite @injunnie-lemon @cyjzzl @morkiee @aek1ra @luvtyunn @nosungluv @mystverse @kittydollzz @6682dni @urslytherin @nanaxwi @dokgrayson @winwintea @lampcults @bamjjwi @onlyhyunjin @candied-czennie @gomdoleemyson @clean-soap @xuimhao @peterm4rker @remgeolli @222low @docilismo @en-dream @nemonemoz @idkwatodoanymore @pinklemonade34 @cosmic-marauder @drkgeranium @413ktz @sunflowerbebe07 @yewshi @minkipringles @drkgeranium @urlocalbeaner5 @skzfairies @luluvhs @fakeuwus @4yunogf @daryaa8a @kukkurookkoo @choizzn @mmjhh1998 @sibwol @dilflover44 @txpxwxk @yuthabitz