Spider Soup

(If you are a transfem named Jay.) (Everyone else happy pride I guess.)

I can do local coop games with 2 people in different rooms with their own keyboard/mouse and monitor. Video calls from my couch, doomscroll tumblr on my couch using a controller. A smart home SHOULD NOT be 8 smart devices connected to the internet with their own apps and subscription services. It should be a computer spreading its tendrils across the house, slowly assimilating room after room, beholden to no service or internet connection.

I've made alot of improvements in the last 3 hours.

As you can see it's perfectly inconspicuous under 3 skirts, but..

A small handbag, a phone holster and a thigh pouch. I kinda suspended the phoen holster on a chain to lower it so it doesn't affect the shape of the skirt when my phones holstered. I can add more pouches to the thigh part or the belt if i want to too. I've even got the perfect pouch for my stiletto knife. But I could get prison time if i went out with that.

I've got it all calibrated to fit me now that I've got all the carabiner on the right chain loops i can just put this on like a pair of shorts.

I've thrown myself around to test it and nothings fallen out or come undone. The handbag is strapped to my thigh now so it won't flail around when i dance.

I'm going to be the most prepared girl at the club, I could still carry around first aid stuff, hand sanitizer, lipstick, alcohol, stuff like that without any handbag messing with my outfit.

The pouches are from a military belt i got for a costume as a kid, handbag was from an op shop and the waistband was from my worst pair of denim shorts.

(Thinking quickly, soup fashioned a belt out of nothing but a handbag, shorts, some chains and a belt)

I just made a little belt for going under my skirt on a whim. Cut the waistband off of an old pear of shorts and attatched some bags with chains and clips. Since i always wear 2 peticoats it doesn't really show under them. No more fucking up my outfits with my handbag.

Oh, easy, it was pre-ordained.

I dreamt about her for over a decade whenever I felt the most hopeless and the dreams told me when and where I'd find her.

Like how my dreams showed me how people would betray me and when to gamble (made $500)