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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
shark vs the universe
Mike Driver
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cherry valley forever
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Andulka
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Should I French Kiss with the sock puppet im making, before the Hot Glue dries on its lips, so I can experience wet hot yaoi hot glue spit string? For once?
Live in the moment
No. Hospital for burns on mouth
Hospital
I know the feeling all too well my liege. I've been admitted for kissing centipedes and spiders so much that they told me I'm not allowed antivenom anymore.
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Imagine hating on me and I'm just in my lair in my most sinister outfit steepling my hands and cackling as I say "Everything is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen."
My fat chudling son who's a fat chud won't let me drink my drink. He hisses and bites at me when I try to drink some.
My girlfriend gives me weed sometimes :)
Unfortunately i am so big and huge and strong that it affects me like 7 times less than her.
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Gender affirming Eddie Kingston for pride month.
(If you are a transfem named Jay.) (Everyone else happy pride I guess.)
hi everybody if there is a food or medicine recall and it is only an issue in the USA can we please make sure that this is mentioned somewhere in the post so that people don't have to hunt through articles and comments and ask follow up questions to make sure we don't have to freak ourselves or our friends/family out about the food we eat or the meds we take. peace and love! and sorry about the recalls!
Also for invasive animals. Believe it or not, animals that are invasive in the US had to come from another part of the world where they're part of the ecosystem. Pretty sick of seeing posts saying "this animal is invasive and you need to kill every one you see." People live all around the world, and I do not trust all of them to look into *where* a species is invasive exactly when given an excuse to kill things "for the greater good."
The joy of getting more cables and adapters to spread my PC's influence. Her tendrils extend to the living room now and further, grasping the TV and the router. The "smart" TV has been lobotomized and is not allowed to commune through the internet unless it is through my PC. Her reach will extend to 2 monitors, a TV, 2 HOTAS's, flight pedals, 2 keyboards and 2 mice, a printer, 3 controllers. I love seeing her veins snaking around my walls and under the door.
I can do local coop games with 2 people in different rooms with their own keyboard/mouse and monitor. Video calls from my couch, doomscroll tumblr on my couch using a controller. A smart home SHOULD NOT be 8 smart devices connected to the internet with their own apps and subscription services. It should be a computer spreading its tendrils across the house, slowly assimilating room after room, beholden to no service or internet connection.
I'm laining my shit up, plugging my self into my pc next. (I have an old VR headset and a bunch of display and usb ports in my living room now so I can fucking do it).
Leaving some random bug memes here for y'all, have a wonderous day/night
Update on the belt I was making
I've made alot of improvements in the last 3 hours.
As you can see it's perfectly inconspicuous under 3 skirts, but..
A small handbag, a phone holster and a thigh pouch. I kinda suspended the phoen holster on a chain to lower it so it doesn't affect the shape of the skirt when my phones holstered. I can add more pouches to the thigh part or the belt if i want to too. I've even got the perfect pouch for my stiletto knife. But I could get prison time if i went out with that.
I've got it all calibrated to fit me now that I've got all the carabiner on the right chain loops i can just put this on like a pair of shorts.
I've thrown myself around to test it and nothings fallen out or come undone. The handbag is strapped to my thigh now so it won't flail around when i dance.
I'm going to be the most prepared girl at the club, I could still carry around first aid stuff, hand sanitizer, lipstick, alcohol, stuff like that without any handbag messing with my outfit.
The pouches are from a military belt i got for a costume as a kid, handbag was from an op shop and the waistband was from my worst pair of denim shorts.
(Thinking quickly, soup fashioned a belt out of nothing but a handbag, shorts, some chains and a belt)
This was alot more fun than buying a thing tho and I've made it exactly right for me.
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I just made a little belt for going under my skirt on a whim. Cut the waistband off of an old pear of shorts and attatched some bags with chains and clips. Since i always wear 2 peticoats it doesn't really show under them. No more fucking up my outfits with my handbag.
There's a tiny handbag, a little pouch for lipbalm and a holster kinda thing for my phone.
"How'd you two meet?"
Oh, easy, it was pre-ordained.
I dreamt about her for over a decade whenever I felt the most hopeless and the dreams told me when and where I'd find her.
Like how my dreams showed me how people would betray me and when to gamble (made $500)
Sorry, all my advice for meeting people won't work unless you're chosen by god or whatever.
3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.
midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert
Bugs!!
If you see this, repost it with the name of a bug! Why? Because 1) I want to learn about more bug species and 2) I want to draw more bug species
Transmariana Hortophora. I think they're the cutest spiders, they make huge webs and I miss them so much chat, I miss going out in the middle of the night in summer and watching them build their huge webs.
I've gotten to hold a few, next summer I'm kissing one.
1) any stretching is better than no stretching
2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable
3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are
Any vegetable is better than no vegetable i said.
I then ate 15 green potatoes that kill you and was poisoned to death.
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office bugs.... been wanting to practice drawing bugs and officespaces so i did both smile
Holy shit someone drew a spider with all the right limbs. She's even got book lungs, spinnerets and the two claws on her feet. This is peak, thankyou.
A girl asked if I liked CnC Yuri, I said yes, ofcourse. And she sent me smut???? Idk what that has to do with Yuri, the funny mind control guy from Command And Conquer.
