5-Alarm Willy 😬⚔️

wrote this live on the discord server for Lex ( @17tauristar )and Hanzotitmata ( @spiciest-sideblog )

Tags: Mpreg, ABO, Wolfzo, Wolfcree, Pure Fluff.

Hanzo was warm, all curled in on himself, full and happy. The nest around him like a comforting perfume in his nose. It was spicy and robust yet savory -Jesse. The endless tangle of soft throws and sweatshirts was a Haven for the heavy pregnant Omega, he nested within it the majority of his day steadily rubbing circle over his round midriff. 

Pups, Jesse’s pups were inside him. Angela had confirmed 4 small buns in his oven and he was over joyed. A creek echoed through the room, though he knew it was merely the door it still made his ears lay flat to his head and his tail curl protectively. He growled on instinct til he heard the tale tell sound of chuffing and cracks of bone as Jesse took his greater form. His ears shot up in joy, and he quickly chuffed in reply, excited his mate had returned. 

Jesse’s large form snuffles into the nest and he took his time carefully wrapping himself around Hanzo. He licked Hanzo’s face in greeting and then unfurled his large paw-like hand. Within it rested a gift, four swaths of fabric, No! Four small scarves, each a different color but all sharing the same pattern of familiar hexagons and curves. They were for the pups, and they smelled of their family, most likely made by Ana. 

He cuddled them happily then laid them along the inner walls of the nest, so that when the time comes for their pups to wear them, the comfort of their parents scent would swath them in peace.

***

The sun had just set of the Horizon as Hanzo lay curled and warm within his nest. Jesse cradling him tightly. Both settling down for their evening nap. Then, an acrid scent waft to Jesse’s nose. He growled instinctively, displeased. Suddenly Hanzo whimpered and Jerked against him and Jesse soon felt a wetness seeping against the fur of his hip. 

A bell rang in his head, and he knew Hanzo’s water had broken in his sleep. He nudges his mate gently to wake him and his eyes blow open, alarmed. He then cries and wracks in pain as the first of many to come contractions pulse through his body. Jesse pets and tries to calm him, then calmly put quickly releases himself of the confines of their warm sanctum.

He bolts out the door, taking long lunging strides to the medical bay. He busts full force through the medicine wing doors and stands huffing and whimpering, scaring all within. Angel knows the second she sees him and begins yelling commands. Not, a few scarce minutes later, Hanzo is wheeled in on a stretcher and taken back behind doors. 

Doors Jesse is not allowed behind.

Reinhardt stands guard, his eyes giving a stern but gentle glare. “I am sorry my friend but, you cannot come back in that form. It would be too much a hindrance.”

Jesse howls and huffs in anger as he paces the white tile floor. Soon, he sits and breathes calming himself. He feels his bones crack and slide locking into place as they take their more human shape. “Okay, I’m calm.” he says with a bitter tone. Rein merely smiles and opens the door for the soon to be father.

Nearly thirteen hours later, four healthy pups lie together caudaled in their shared crib. Each wearing their scarves. The Red, a boy and the eldest they named Carver. The blue, also a boy, was Ame. The Yellow, their only girl was Sayuri. and finally The green, a boy and the smallest and youngest of the litter, they named Wren. In honor of his uncle - The sparrow.

Jesse lifted each and placed them in Hanzo’s arms. Warmth and love bloomed in his chest as he watch them scent and huff happily in their parents arms.He knew his life would become hectic soon enough, but he could not help but smile at the love and gift he now had, love that he never thought he would have.

Okay, folks. So. Tumblr’s jumped the shark in a big way, and I’m not even just talking about indiscriminately blocking all “adult” content on a platform that IS, in fact, primarily 18+.

Many blogs, like the wonderful @blackkatmagic , that are not especially NSFW have vanished.

(And I for one LIKE being able to go to curated porn blogs run by actual people and have a chance of finding stuff to my taste, it was one of the things that kept me on this hellsite, but that’s another issue entirely.)

I know lots of people are talking about migrating, but none of us are sure to where yet. Pillowfort seems to be an option, some people are talking about Twitter. But for now, it’s a mess, and even if we knew where we were going, it’s often a huge process, and a lot of us have stuff on tumblr that ONLY exists there. One possible quick solution to save your blogs, both NSFW and personal, is to import it to WordPress. I found this solution through from frantic googling on how to save an entire blog, text posts an all. There are several apps for downloading all the pictures from a tumblr, (Plently for Windows, but only a few paid ones for mac, of which Tumbelog Picture Downloader is working for me so far) but this is the only solution I’ve seen so far that allows you to save EVERYTHING. I downloaded my NSFW blog in like 10 min. My regular blog, which is significantly larger, is in the process of importing, but I don’t anticipate any problems. I will, of course, update you if I have any.  

This tutorial I found worked really easily. http://quickguide (.) tumblr (.) com/post/39780378703/backing-up-your-tumblr-blog-to-wordpress

I put parenthesis around the .’s like we’re back in FF-Hell, just in case tumblr’s new thing about outgoing links kicks in. You know what to do.  To break it down, just in case:

 Sign up for a WordPress.com account at wordpress (.) com/start You’ll have to create an account, with your email, a username, and a password. They should send you a confirmation email immediately, check it, activate it, and you’re good to go. On the site, it will ask you for a site name. That page asks you a bunch of other information too, but you only have to fill out the site name.

Then you have to give your site a URL. If you’re lucky, your tumblr URL is still available, if not you’ll have to come up with another one, sorry.

It will tell you if that option is still available for free.

Then it will ask you to pick a plan. Free is really good enough, I swear.

Now you’re set up! You can import your tumblr! The only differences from the linked tutorial are that the Import button is now on the first level menu, not in tools.

Hit Import, then you have to follow the link for “other importers”  at the bottom, to find the option for Tumblr.

Then you’ll have to sign in with tumblr, using your normal tumblr credentials. You’ll be redirected there automatically. You’ll have to allow Wordpress permissions on your blog.

Then your blogs, including all your sideblogs, will show up in wordpress.

Hit import, wait a WHILE depending on the size of your blog, and you’re done!

ALSO!!

I made my NSFW blog private for now, since I don’t know WP’s policy on NSFW.

This means that to access it, someone has to have an account and request access. But hey, part of our problem on this hellsite has been people going places they aren’t wanted, so I don’t personally see this as a bad thing. They can send a request from the landing site on your blog, you get an email, click a link in the email, and PRESTO, they have access. To make it private, go to Settings > Reading > Site Visibility. Go back and check, it took me changing the setting twice for it to actually stick. tl;dr, you can import your entire blog to wordpress in just a few steps.  I’m going to tag the hell out of this, in no particular order. PLEASE reblog this and spread the word so people know it’s an option. If you’re having trouble, PM me, and I’m happy to help.

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I’ve been watching Black Sails and uh, couldn’t get “Rival Pirate Captains decide to Kiss and Share the Booty instead” AU out of my head

💘🏹HAPPY McVALENTINES ME HEARTIES!💖🔫 

Jesse: Hey there, partner.

Overwatch - Genji x Hanzo x Mccree

Cyborg Genji is so difficult to draw!  D: