Locked Out Of Heaven

braxleydezale:

Don’t worry about it. I’ve gotten all too used to it.

No. He is such an ass. He walks around here like he's the shit. 

Oh, remember how Jett broke my face? It was way worse than I actually thought it was.

Oh my god.. What the hell?! I'm going to beat the shit out of him!

It looks good. It definitely suits you. 

[shrugs] Maybe it makes them feel good about themselves.

I mean, I guess that would makes sense.

Well…I just needed a break for a while. I broke my nose and my eye socket and two of my molars were cracked, and I suppose I needed a place to rest up for a little bit. [shrugs] I’ll be fine.

How did that happen, Max? Please talk to me.

I’m fine. It’s just Sloane I’m worried about.

Max.. Then why were you gone so long? I just talked to Sloane the other day. 

And there are those girls at school who put so much effort into their appearances, I mean, A+ for effort, man.

Yeah they do. It's just school though. Why do you really have to worry about looking so good when it's just school?

Mint Oreo … my favorite.

Mint Oreo is delicious!

As you might notice, my sense of style is “lazy chic”. Meaning that I have no sense of style, and wear what I find comfortable.

That's cool. I would say that I am like that as well. I just like being comfortable. 

Oh, it’s fine. Sloane…uh…Sloane is sick.

Are you sure? Don't like lie to me, Max.

"Well they’re only engaged… but they don’t have much drama".

"That's surprising. I mean, it's good that they don't have any drama like that.. How have you been, Parker?"

"Although she doesn’t seem to have much drama, if I’m honest".

"Yeah, she tells me it helps forget all the real life drama".

"I never thought about it that way, but I guess that's true."

"Ah, yeah? My cousins fiance is just the same, she’s always reading them".

"It's a nice way of keeping up with all of the drama that is going on in their lives."

"Ah… I’ve never really been a celeb magazine kinda guy" he laughed, shaking his head.

"I like reading about the celebs. It's something I have always liked to do since I was like thirteen."

"Well that’s good to know… What magazine?"

"People. Just keeping up with all of the celebs."