You’re seriously telling me this school would never catch someone after they’ve killed another classmate? 

Eva. My name is Eva. What do they call you?

I just kicked her out. Told her to get laid and only then would I consider letting her back in.

Or she needs to get fucked.

Just go get laid already. Might even help you to pull the stick out of your ass. Don’t come back until you have, kay?

Some Eliza bitch. You know her?

Let’s just say I’m only here to keep an eye on my sister. I don’t give a shit about your school or the deal they made with our school. I just came to take care of her.

It’s Eliza fucking Burton. Hard to not know her name. It’s on the letter I was given that had my room number and who I’d be rooming with.

Yeah, you just scream responsibility. By the way, in case you were too wasted or high to tell, that was this little thing called sarcasm.

I've been here for a total of two minutes and already want to knock the shit out of her.

You are a Ravenclaw through and through, but your ruthless ambition means you may also fit well in Slytherin. Knowledge is incredibly important to you, and you love nothing more than learning new things, but your love of learning is undeniably motivated by your determination for success. Unlike some of your fellow Ravenclaws, you often avoid any task that requires teamwork, preferring to work alone. Your slight compatibility with Gryffindor house hints at an underlying desire for adventure that may manifest itself in a love of travel or trying new things.