The Law As Written

As fer what I think? I reckon Easterman’s outta his got-damn mind fer thinkin’ some walkin’ tumor is worthy a’ the title. Prime Asset used ta mean somethin’…

I’ll change mine if y’change yers. Lemme get a screwdriver an’ I’ll help ya out.

You been doin’ an awful lot o’ insinuatin’, boy. Izzit just wishful thinkin’? Keep it up an’ I’ll come knock out what teeth y’got left in that latrine y’call a mouth.

*He only notices because of the reflection of light of his baton off of all the glass. With his free hand, he scratches his head beneath his hat.* The hell you doin’, boy? Makin’ a nest?

Good fer you. But I ain’t yer daddy.

Yer a weird’un, ain’t ya? Just beggin’ fer attention. Only attention I got fer you is this charge stick right ‘ere.

*He’s grinning the entire time…*