fuhuhuhu!!

aries : tries to do everything at once, doesn’t know when to stop and take care of themselves, bends over backwards for everyone even if someone did them dirty, has entirely too much on their plate.

taurus : idealistic, spends a lot of time trying to impress others, doesn’t like to apologize, eating is a coping mechanism or just addictive personalities in general, a tad codependent.

gemini : the most flip floppy people ever, what’s today’s mood ?, never apologizes, in denial 90% of the time, their way is the highway, desperately needs a break, they have a hard time setting goals because their goals scare them.

cancer : the literal meaning of I’ll give you the shirt off my back, isolates themselves in fear of someone hurting them, wants to change but is scared of change, complains a lot but never takes advice people give them.

leo : no one takes them seriously because they feel they always have to portray themselves as the fun one, is actually really sad inside, honestly needs a hug, exhausted always.

virgo : can dish it but can’t take it, rushes everything, anxious, plans their future but forgets to live in the moment, sometimes ignores their friends because they have so much on their mind, talks about themselves a lot and sometimes forgets to ask the other person how they are.

libra : solves everyone’s problems but their own, is actually really sad and lonely, gets easily heartbroken but tries not to show it, will do anything to justify bad decisions, honestly just wants everyone to love them but doesn’t really love their self.

scorpio : easily set off, will give anyone the cold shoulder at any time even without reason, keeps a lot in, so observant that they often times find out things that hurt them, too many “what ifs” swirling in their heads, has trouble showing their true selves.

sagittarius : impatient, brash, commitment issues, body issues, doesn’t realize they don’t need to change for anyone, has a lot of different goals to a point where they get overwhelmed, just wants to disappear and do what they want without anyone questioning them.

capricorn : scared people won’t like them unless they’re at the top of their game 24/7, takes a LOT for them to talk about their feelings, secretly struggling, fake happy, needs a plan but doesn’t know what that plan is, confident but insecure at the same time, wants to be stable but sometimes wishes they could drop everyone’s expectations of them and live normally.

aquarius : gets heartbroken like 30 times a week, trust issues, can be unmotivated and disinterested, feels they have to adapt to every person they meet so they can be liked, doesn’t know how to tap into their emotions despite being very intuitive, confused, expects little.

pisces : empathetic often to a point of no return, plays the victim, doesn’t know when to say no, cynical, hermit, is very impatient, trusts everyone too much, can be secretly very critical and judgmental, can only tolerate maybe ten minutes of social interaction, needs a lot of validation.

staydetermined said: they toss a pirate hat on her head and give her a little plastic sword from their playbox, then step back to see her in their makeshift costume. ( YOU ) they grin, unable to stop smiling ( ARE CAPTAIN AGAIN. BUT OF A SHIP. LIKE SAILOR )

the hat, though wide-brimmed with a brightly white-plumed feather sticking out of it, is a bit small for undyne. it balances precariously, almost comically, atop her head. the smile on her face is huge, yellow and toothy and she can’t keep a bark of laughter from escaping as she gives the bestowed sword a practiced slash. it’s different from a spear, but she wields it proudly just the same ( except she can already feel the plastic cracking a bit beneath her grip... wimpy humans and their wimpy swords!!! ).

“ oh, yeah!!! i’ve been REINSTATED!!!! “

undyne holds a webbed hand out to frisk, waits for them to return a high-five ( or in undyne’s case, a low-five ) before pointing her sword to the sky, a determined gleam in her lone eye. she then points the sword down at frisk, not in a way that’s meant to be threatening but with undyne, it never usually comes off any other way.

@spearslinger​ was fast.

    if the human wasn’t already paranoid, an aching lingering from the previous monster attack that thrust her headlong into the ground and left with a throbbing in her shoulder, she might have been struck right in the stomach with one of those spears. the startled cry from her was not elegant, not that any sense of grace or sophistication was ultimately preserved after learning the rules of the Underground, but she still felt the rush of excitement, of fear, and anticipation. a wrangled voice came out, eyes looking around as she tumbled backwards and fell once again onto the ground - tush first, this time.      * agh - wait!             * whoever you are       –         the spear had come out of the dark, and she still couldn’t see the monster that slung it. her practiced script kicked in, repeating itself whenever the presence of hostile monsters came again. her head swung around, legs already tucking in to make herself smaller, and less of a target.      * my name is Brynn, i don’t want to hurt you. i just - i just want to leave!

breaths come out in huffs, puffing through the slits of her helmet. this human was fast, lithe and lean with long legs taking her out of undyne’s range every few feet. the chase had been on for some time now. but undyne, blessed with speed and strength and even a few strokes of cunning, cannot be thwarted by something so simple. heavy armor footsteps come from the shadows, though there was no sight of a monster. another few steps, before the fish warrior clad in embellished armor materialized, the effects of her invisibility wearing off. 

“ i am UNDYNE. captain of the ROYAL GUARD!! and you, human, must die at my hands. “

voice comes booming out, only slightly muffled by the smooth metal of her helmet. yellow eye glows from its socket, training on the human cowering on the ground. pathetic!

FREE — the chains binding you to the prison floor smell faintly of kerosene, and they're wet to the touch (only if you think about it). how long has it been since they clipped your wings? you hate how useless you are when you can't do anything except sit still and look pretty. why has nobody come to rescue you yet?