the spearmaster

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

evil cursed morning where im evil and curse you

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

it depends on the type. proto-rot and longlegs taste different, and flavours differ with colour; none of them are that good though. usually sour and kinda painful

How do you know this

That's horrifying

i can hardly taste but i still know rot tastes Bad

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

if you're reading this im running my fingers through your soft fur rn

notice to all air: please have less pollen in it

⚠️ A single, distant "awawa!" echoes from the hills...