emily!

Okay friend, I’m going to give you the run down. Are you sitting comfortably? 

2PM GMT - SOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS DECIDE - FOR SEEMING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE REASON - THAT THERE IS A MURAL IN NASHVILLE THAT RELATES TO TAYLOR’S NEW ALBUM

THERE ARE NO FACTS TO BACK THIS UP

TAYLOR HAS NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

HER TEAM HAVE NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

THE ONLY VAGUE LINK IS THAT IT RELATES TO HER INSTAGRAM AESTHETIC

THEY’RE GATHERING IN THEIR HUNDREDS BY THIS MURAL CONVINCED THAT SHE’S GOING TO SHOW UP

WHY?

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON

FLASH FORWARD (and we’re taking on the world together, and there’s a drawer of my things at your place) TO 5PM GMT 

AND THE ENTIRE TAYLOR SWIFT FANDOM ON TUMBLR IS BRACING FOR THEIR MOM TO CALL THEM BOO BOO THE FOOL LIKE SHE DID WHEN THEY ASSERTED CONFIDENTLY THAT BECAUSE THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN A FENCE ON ONE OF HER INSTAGRAM PICTURES THAT A COUNTDOWN WAS HAPPENING

THEY’RE ASSUMING CRASH POSITIONS

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTING OF STUPIDITY TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

NEWS CREWS ARE GATHERING —- AGAIN FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FANS THINK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS THESIS

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS DISTRESSED

DISMAYED

“THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE’RE INSANE!!” THEY CRY, THEIR SELF-AWARENESS THEIR LAST REDEEMING FEATURE

AND THEN

WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST

TAYLOR ‘I’M POTENTIALLY THE ONLY PERSON MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN MY FANS’ SWIFT GETS HER CLOWN ASS ON INSTAGRAM

AND CONFIRMS THAT IT IS HER FUCKING MURAL AND THAT SHE IS ON THE WAY THERE

“YOU FIGURED OUT (my secrets and I figure out why you’re guarded, you say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes) THE CLUE!” SHE SHRIEKS

THERE WERE NO CLUES

NOT ONE

THEY TURNED UP IN DROVES BECAUSE THEY ALL DESPERATELY NEED TO GET A JOB

AND THEN - 6PM GMT - THIS ANGEL/DEVIL WOMAN TURNS UP AT THE MURAL AND TAKES WHAT SEEMS LIKE A SELFIE WITH LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO’S THERE - WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ABOUT 500 PEOPLE AT THIS POINT

AND SAYS! NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM! NOTHING ABOUT THE SINGLE! NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!

SHE JUST SHOWS UP AND SAYS HEY (it was enchanting to meet you) 

OUTSTANDING

LITERALLY OUTSTANDING 

WHO KNEW SUCH CLOWNERY AND TOMFOOLERY WAS POSSIBLE?

NOT I, GENTLE READER! NOT THE FUCK I!

taylor:

Hey @taylorswift

i have made this list of fellow swifties waiting for a follow from you! If you happen to see this it would mean so much for you to follow a few people or maybe even invite them to the next secret session!

@ilytaysweeft @alltooananya @swiftsdanvers @swiftieballerina13 @bestdayofswift @calswiftie @meredithandoliviaaremyfavcats @starryeyedchampagneswiftt​ @shefellaparts​ @messhewanted​ @swiftie911 @swiftlydelicate @fearlesssteph15 @alainakays @soinswiftie @swiftieaddict @wewrotethatsong

@2008longlivedswiftie @cynthiakmar @wegotbadreputations @dancinnaroundthekitchen @swiftiesheeran13 @hauntedforswift @carinrose13tswift @gemirishdc-loves-taylor  @kathilifetimeswiftie @midnightstyle-ts @staisydiamond @drunk-on-taylor-swift13 @ikramsgetawaycar @delicatelily13 @dbrigoliswiftie 

@onahistorybookpaige @thezoeofusswift @thenerdiestpandatoexsist @moonflowerswift @stanningtaylorswift @flamesonmyswift @holdontospinningaroundd @speaknowforevs @xblindinglight @swiftsparkle  @kyalovestaylor @burning-all-the-swiftches-13 @katiesadieblue @magicmadnessheavensin-13 @jennalovestaylor13

These didn’t tag for some reason :(

Netflix marketing team: So for the poster, we were thinking-

TAYLOR POLAROID CAMERA GIVEAWAY!

i’m giving away one of the taylor swift instax cameras! the giveaway will end december, 15th 2018 at 6pm EST.

rules/how to enter:

-must be 18 years or older or have permission from your parent/guardian

-must be a primarily taylor swift blog

-no spam/giveaway accounts will be chosen

-must be following me @still-an-innocentt

one like=one entry

one reblog=one entry

open internationally 

(you can reblog as many times as you would like)

bonus entries: follow my side accounts for one entry each @oklifeisatoughcrowd @taylloween (not necessary to win)

no so i was writing a paper for like 3ish hours and then had dinner with my family, then showered, and after that i went right back to my paper. so like 2 hours after that i decide that i’m done with the paper for now so i get on my phone and it’s on do not disturb (to avoid distractions while doing the paper) and i see a text from one of my group chats that says “OMG NAT” and i open it and my friends are saying that taylor liked natalie’s post and i’m like huh??? what? me? and they said she liked my post and then i saw this on my phone