@Bundeskanzler ,was ist das?

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

The first official communication from Erid to Earth is a message from Rocky asking for child support. They left a baby, only in its 30s, on his doorstep. Of course, he’s thankful; he loves the baby. But also, can he get some resources? The biodome uses a lot of resources and Grace WAS theirs first, so it’s completely fair to ask.

Ich hasse die Regierung, ich hasse Friedrich Merz, ich hasse die AfD, ich hasse die Union, ich hasse Katherina Reiche, ich hasse Alexander Dobrindt, ich hasse die SPD, ich hasse Nina Warken, ich hasse die Politik, ich hasse alle die für die Gesundheitsreform gestimmt haben, ich hasse Deutschland, ich hasse, dass niemand protestieren wird und ich hasse, dass das sowieso nichts ändern würde, weil der Regierung alles egal ist

german government doing everything to make the lives of young people worse and then go surprised pikachu face when young people don't want to die for this fuckass country 🤡

Friedrich Merz, looking at Germany's declining birthrate: "Unacceptable. We must cut parental leave down to 33% and prohibit people from switching to part-time work. That'll teach those lazy good for nothing no-child-having young people. That'll fix this economy."

hocus pocus brain please focus

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way