this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
trying on a metaphor
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this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

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Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.
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im not a furry but recently ive been thinking about what if there was a global outbreak of a virus that transforms you into your fursona? so i made one just in case. not because im a furry (im not) but just ouf of safety if i need one in a pinch. he's very cute and fluffy btw
No yeah that makes sense like you always have to be prepared
I learned this from a German friend (she might have been messing with me):
Fickstiefel.
I learned this from
a German friend (she might have
been messing with me):
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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I do think one of the best things about PHM is that Ryland Grace fundamentally, for a significant majority of his story, is not a hero. He is not someone you would want others to emulate. He is a coward who either runs from criticism or lashes out against it, he avoids responsibility like the plague, he shirks any sort of situation where he has to speak up.
He still gets the job done, though.
comfort check
lounging in an ouch position?
haven't taken a deep breath lately?
hungry? thirsty?
need to use the toilet?
too much sensory input?
this is your reminder to get comfortable! go do what you need to do!
I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂
My favorite critter

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Guys...chill...no one is trying to separate you...👀
Centrifuge? Centrifuge.
PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026, dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller
Need one more to unlock the door
PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026, Phil Lord & Christopher Miller)

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[Image Description: first image: tweet by Blake [Trademark symbol], @ NeilNevins that says "I knew it." This is in response to a posted article from ABC 7 Chicago that is headlined "University of Chicago study finds tooth sensitivity may be linked to ancient fish". The headline comes with a neon green graphic of an archaic fish.
Second image: the tag "#it's always the goddamn ancient fish".
Third image: an artistic rendition of tiktaalik emerging from the water onto land, with three photos of hands giving it the middle finger edited into the image. End I.D]
Listen, if you wanna make German Cannabis jokes, say Brokkoli instead, it makes it funnier because it seems like you have insider knowledge