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“So... We got the exploding diarrhea. Here's my advice for anyone who doesn't have it yet:

It's going to take a minute for the government to pin down where this is coming from, and then issue a recall, because the FDA has been gutted. But, I can tell you, without a shadow of a doubt : this is coming from Taylor Farms produce, and you will see them recalled.

You'll want to avoid all Taylor Farms produce in the grocery store. They supply McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut, about any fast food place you can think of.

Raspberries, watermelons, cilantro, and the veggies you're hearing about are not causing this many people to get sick. It's the shredded lettuce, specifically, that's the problem. But, you'll want to stay away from every type of produce this company puts out, because one strand of shredded lettuce is all it takes to contaminate bushels.

Taylor Farms is the source. Taco Bell proactively pulled their produce from their restaurants. You're going to see other fast food places doing this, and probably will see that before the government names a source. The FDA knows this, but they can't come out and tell us all until there's proof, which takes resources and research, which takes manpower, but the FDA has been cut by about 20-30%

During the Biden term, onions at McDonald's had ecoli. We knew this because DNA testing was done quickly and they were able to narrow it down to one place that caused the outbreak. And, it was traced back to Taylor Farms. This isn't going to be solved as quickly though.

When you get this, make a virtual appointment to your PCP - a "same day sick" appointment. Tell them someone in your family just tested for this and was positive and was prescribed Bactrim. If you go in person, they're probably going to make you poop in a cup and wait until results come back to prescribe.

You'll know when you get this. Trust me on all of this.

You'll want to stay hydrated because this parasite damages the lining of the small intestine. Your small intestine, in turn, secretes more water into the gut, and less nutrients and liquid are able to remain in the body. So no matter how much you shit, you're going to want to drink. A day of this leads to dehydration if you don't increase your fluid intake, and a few days will land you in the hospital.

If you have headaches, weakness, muscle cramps, dizziness, or an increase heart rate - hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Go to the ER for fluids if you can't drink enough.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Brought to you by America's 250 birthday celebrations, workforce reduction in the FDA and CDC, and viewers like you.

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And, MAGA - don't blow up the comment section. I argued with y'all on COVID bc I was afraid y'all would die, but I really don't care if you get explosive diarrhea.

you can use their product locator to find their stuff

also, they do store brand bagged salads and the salads for trader joes, target, walmart, aldi, and kroger.

costco sells them, but only as taylor farms (not as the house brand or a private label)

they also do starbucks salads.

Oh look it’s Donkey Kong again!

Hello Everybody! Today, I will be talking about how Samus Aran fits in her legendary power suit seen throughout the Metroid series.

This is the sequence Samus undergoes from her Zero suit to her power suit, which is known as the Varia suit. From there, Samus can enter Morph Ball mode.

That Morph Ball mode was something a lot of people seem to wonder how she can fit into that.

That is when many find the proportions of the suit very different from Samus's own body shape due to the suit's rather bulky design. They wondered how Samus could fit perfectly into the power suit and imagined scenarios like this:

It was hilarious, but I have an idea of how the bounty hunter fits in her power suit. It all has to do with one of Samus's famous abilities - The Morph Ball!

Before we get to that, we should get to how Samus got the suit in the first place. It was said that Samus received the power suit during her adolescence from the Chozo who raised and trained her.

Here we see a flashback of Samus being worked on by Chozo scientists.

You can clearly see wires going through Samus's back. While that was obviously when she was being imbued with Chozo DNA, she was likely being modified so she could morph into her Power Suit, and only she can wield.

Also, whenever she is out of her power suit, she is in her zero suit. The one that Samus usually wears is seen as the one that allows her to put on the power suit. The thing I noticed was the glowing symbol on her back, the same area where the wires were when she was being modified.

Though I believe that may have to do with her ability to put on the power suit, there are case wear Samus wears different versions other than the one everybody knows and loves. In Fusion, A game that takes place after the most beloved Metroid game, she was wearing a different attire after removing her power suit (fusion suit).

Throughout the series. Notice how we never get to see the power suit by itself (Besides many fanarts, of course), it always magically appears and disappears on Samus. The only time we did was back in Smash Bros Brawl, though that was separate from the Metroid series. That means that the power suit is 'inside' Samus the whole time.

Remember how I theorized about the zero suit back symbol? As seen in the intro of………… Other M, we get to see that along with the chest symbol glow right when Samus materializes the suit.

"How does Samus fit in the power suit?" While doing my research, I discovered one image that has an idea of how and why I believe the power suit is technological and organic, and it was this scan image for the save stations in Metroid Prime 1.

It shows what Samus's skeleton looks like under the power suit. Clearly, the ribcage, shoulders, and bones have been extended to fit the suit.

My scenario for how she puts on the suit is that her shoulder joints and torso expand to fit her suit's upper torso and shoulders, while her limbs are also expanded. With that, I believe her whole biology was modified for her transformation to happen.

One thing I noticed was mostly in the Prime series, where she removes only her helmet. Her human head remains the same for the most part, but notice that her entire neck is robotic. With the scan image, I believe her head remains unaltered while her entire body is.

Another thing is her arm cannon, which covers the entirety of her right forearm; I believe that her right hand is the cannon itself, even going as far as thinking she can morph the cannon back into her arm.

Remember the symbols from Prime 1?

She can still make the gestures to activate the different beams and likely many other cannon abilities like grapple and missiles.

Now, for how she enters her morph ball form. You see, my theory is that since she was biologically enhanced. Her armor morphs while her entire body turns into some kind of energy matter within the morph ball. The same matter is what her body would be made up of when she dons the power suit. Samus may spawn her bombs from the bottom of the green line that goes along her ball form. That same green line may actually act as her 'eyes' to see where she is going.

Here's the full image!

Back to drawing Samus again after a long time!

CHALLENGER APPROACHING

Just as the Mushroom Kingdom needed her the most, Princess Daisy appeared in the last minute in the movie’s post credits! Trust me I was expecting her to be the next character in the second film

When she finally shows up in the third movie, I expect her to have the personality of Aladdin and Spyro from Spyro 1