I love Scary Women

many of you i'm afraid

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

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Lydia saying “I don’t know what Agnes wants” while she holds a picture of Becka is crazy work

The testaments has it all: undercover spies, lavander marriage, a girl who has a crush on both of the people in said marriage, a totalitarian equivalent of a know-it-all (love shu), killing ones father, love, hate and deep female friendships

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!