in my own little corner

[x] Gaius    [x] Stahl

             ”Male crows have no penis. Their sperm is transferred from their cloaca to the female cloaca and copulation only lasts 15 seconds.”

"You may have seen a horse making a strange expression where it curls its upper lip and bares its teeth into a wide grin. This makes the animal look like it’s laughing. In reality, this is part of a special nose-enhancing technique called a flehmen response. "

       I saw Sumia eating horse treats earlier. 

"Or is that too spicy?"

so sorry to anyone waiting on me i promise i haven’t forgotten < /3 } 

  "Eh, your funeral. I guess I’ll just have to let people know that you want a threesome with Chrom and Cordelia."

"But is that a chance you’re willing to take? Besides, who said anything about there being a lie?"

"You know what, yes, yes I will, I'm a delight" 

"If you tell dad, I’ll tell Chrom how thirsty you are for him."

"He wouldn't believe you if you told him anyway!" 

  "You won’t make it two steps before you fall into the pitfall traps I surrounded his tent with."

"Fine by me" 

“Anything.”

"Sumia wants to make out with her pegasus."

"Should I go tell your father about that unpleasant attitude of yours?" 

Ask me to show you poetry in motion and I will show you a horse. 

Pretty Horse