Horny Bastard and Sleazeball

That's Miss Fucking Stoner to you

Too bad I can't arrest you for that anymore. I'd be on your ass so fucking quick.

Didn't ask! I don't wanna hear about your sexual fantasies.

Please, like I'd ever want to fuck you. That's disgusting.

I never said you wanted to fuck me, just saying I know how "excited" you get thinking about arresting people for trying to survive in a world that is always trying to kill us.

Do you even know why you hate pot?

I've seen him smoke it before, I think he just hates you

Yeah. Basically. Also you didn't see shit, Spankoffski.

You know I'd give you a lot less shit if you just quit your job.

Worst cop fucking ever how has he not been fired

That's Miss Fucking Stoner to you

Too bad I can't arrest you for that anymore. I'd be on your ass so fucking quick.

Didn't ask! I don't wanna hear about your sexual fantasies.

Please, like I'd ever want to fuck you. That's disgusting.

I never said you wanted to fuck me, just saying I know how "excited" you get thinking about arresting people for trying to survive in a world that is always trying to kill us.

Do you even know why you hate pot?

I've seen him smoke it before, I think he just hates you

Yeah. Basically. Also you didn't see shit, Spankoffski.

What are you going to do about it scumbag?

I could do a lot about it, bastard.

Like what? Pot's legal nothings gonna happen unless that is you've been smoking on the job? You gonna make me shut up?

That's Miss Fucking Stoner to you

Too bad I can't arrest you for that anymore. I'd be on your ass so fucking quick.

Didn't ask! I don't wanna hear about your sexual fantasies.

Please, like I'd ever want to fuck you. That's disgusting.

I never said you wanted to fuck me, just saying I know how "excited" you get thinking about arresting people for trying to survive in a world that is always trying to kill us.

Do you even know why you hate pot?

I've seen him smoke it before, I think he just hates you

Yeah. Basically. Also you didn't see shit, Spankoffski.

What are you going to do about it scumbag?

That's Miss Fucking Stoner to you

Too bad I can't arrest you for that anymore. I'd be on your ass so fucking quick.

Didn't ask! I don't wanna hear about your sexual fantasies.

Please, like I'd ever want to fuck you. That's disgusting.

I never said you wanted to fuck me, just saying I know how "excited" you get thinking about arresting people for trying to survive in a world that is always trying to kill us.

Do you even know why you hate pot?

I've seen him smoke it before, I think he just hates you

gay chicken, but we’re both gay so we make out

@spankoffski-bastard

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Gotta love crawlighg back home at like 6 am covered in blood that is not my own. Perfectly normal Tuesday amiright.

Sure ha become a normal Tuesday night

Damn right it is, honestly.

.... I hate that I can't say I find this completely weird anymore.

Wait is this why as I was asked if I'd kiss Jerry for $50?

Damn, I said yes to 50 bucks and you won't even kiss me for 2 fucking million?? Alright prude, that's fine I got plenty of people I can kiss instead

What suddenly you need to be paid to kiss me? I thought you enjoyed it

I'm not denying that I enjoy it, but maybe I should've been charging everyone else and we do whatever the fuck we want with the profit.

Oh fuck yeah great idea

I should get on that. So that maybe we could go somewhere fancier for our next date.

Yeah we should, @reporter-boy-jerry get your ass over here so I can get that $50

So is it a yes or no then Jer?

Jerry instinctually leans into it, but he quickly realizes that it was Ted and he pushes him away. He’s blushing a little, but he otherwise looks unhappy. He takes a solid 5 steps back.

Jesus Christ you're so repressed man. Being gay isn't a sin. But whatever, it happened now so we get our money, fuck yeah

Wait is this why as I was asked if I'd kiss Jerry for $50?

Damn, I said yes to 50 bucks and you won't even kiss me for 2 fucking million?? Alright prude, that's fine I got plenty of people I can kiss instead

What suddenly you need to be paid to kiss me? I thought you enjoyed it

I'm not denying that I enjoy it, but maybe I should've been charging everyone else and we do whatever the fuck we want with the profit.

Oh fuck yeah great idea

I should get on that. So that maybe we could go somewhere fancier for our next date.

Yeah we should, @reporter-boy-jerry get your ass over here so I can get that $50

So is it a yes or no then Jer?

Wait is this why as I was asked if I'd kiss Jerry for $50?

Damn, I said yes to 50 bucks and you won't even kiss me for 2 fucking million?? Alright prude, that's fine I got plenty of people I can kiss instead

What suddenly you need to be paid to kiss me? I thought you enjoyed it

I'm not denying that I enjoy it, but maybe I should've been charging everyone else and we do whatever the fuck we want with the profit.

Oh fuck yeah great idea

I should get on that. So that maybe we could go somewhere fancier for our next date.

Yeah we should, @reporter-boy-jerry get your ass over here so I can get that $50

So is it a yes or no then Jer?

Wait is this why as I was asked if I'd kiss Jerry for $50?

Damn, I said yes to 50 bucks and you won't even kiss me for 2 fucking million?? Alright prude, that's fine I got plenty of people I can kiss instead

What suddenly you need to be paid to kiss me? I thought you enjoyed it

I'm not denying that I enjoy it, but maybe I should've been charging everyone else and we do whatever the fuck we want with the profit.

Oh fuck yeah great idea

I should get on that. So that maybe we could go somewhere fancier for our next date.

Yeah we should, @reporter-boy-jerry get your ass over here so I can get that $50

Wait is this why as I was asked if I'd kiss Jerry for $50?

Damn, I said yes to 50 bucks and you won't even kiss me for 2 fucking million?? Alright prude, that's fine I got plenty of people I can kiss instead

What suddenly you need to be paid to kiss me? I thought you enjoyed it

I'm not denying that I enjoy it, but maybe I should've been charging everyone else and we do whatever the fuck we want with the profit.

Oh fuck yeah great idea

.... Buddy... Man... Dude... I may have news for you.

What? I just proved that sexuality is a choice! I chose to be attracted to women.

So... We're you at one point attracted to men and then "chose" to be attracted to be to women instead?

That feels like exactly what I said! It’s proof that Gay people can just choose to be straight!

Dude you are gay and into guys and just repressing it

.... Buddy... Man... Dude... I may have news for you.

What? I just proved that sexuality is a choice! I chose to be attracted to women.

So... We're you at one point attracted to men and then "chose" to be attracted to be to women instead?

.... Buddy... Man... Dude... I may have news for you.

Wait is this why as I was asked if I'd kiss Jerry for $50?

Damn, I said yes to 50 bucks and you won't even kiss me for 2 fucking million?? Alright prude, that's fine I got plenty of people I can kiss instead

What suddenly you need to be paid to kiss me? I thought you enjoyed it

Wait is this why as I was asked if I'd kiss Jerry for $50?

Damn, I said yes to 50 bucks and you won't even kiss me for 2 fucking million?? Alright prude, that's fine I got plenty of people I can kiss instead