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#wlw version #tag yer yuri ships #clorivia #eimiko #mizisua #asheshellshipping #alphafemaleshipping #like what is that name?#garnet #literally ruby x sapphire #eulajean #eula x jean #astralyn #yuri #yuri is peak #suselle #pharmercy #catradora #lyrabon #elsarumi #literally elsa x rumi #trust

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If there are any Pokémon Master EX players that also happen to like Hardenshipping, I have a silly little Gym you can join UwU

5119883621056991 for the copy paste ID number

#hardenshipping #pokemon masters #pmex #pmex gym #pls join my gym #no one plays this silly game daily like I do #i swear i’m devoted to this game #i just ask for casual daily players ;-;

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spaghetsquid

Bluds unlocked the secret Hardenshipping status

#they aren’t exactly archie and maxie #but like they aren’t exactly (not) archie and maxie either #i fear the hardenshipping brainrot will never leave me #my fathers❤️#and uh whatever phainon and mydei are #my brain keeps having these weird ah crossovers #ah yes phainon and mydei arguing if the magma lizard or the ogre whale would win #uhhh maxie licking all the rocks in amphorous? idk i got nothing #archie would be devastated at their lack of sea life #bro wouldn’t care if the world is ending #what happened to the sharks n whatnot smh #i’m just rambling now #uh hardenshipping mentioned #(i mentioned it)#did i mention that i love my beautiful fathers archie and maxie yet?#phaidei ig #hardenshipping yippppieeeeeee!!#(i love phaidei don’t worry)

bobbybabyrobertdarling

does maxie x archie qualify as old man yaoi

sp1derc1der

@spaghetsquid you might be able to answer this question

spaghetsquid

Depends on what you consider an old man ig. Very unreliable sources like their wikis say they are around 40. However they don’t have canonical ages. I’d say it’s up to interpretation. I headcanon them both to be around 48. And again that depends on what you consider an “old man”. I’d say they’re both middle aged men, but some might say they’re both old men.

Although, counterpoint to my own point, I consider them both to be my fathers and some people call their dad/s “old man” so ig in that way they could be Old Man Yaoi 😎

plutonious

bring a man to his knees by telling him basic math

#i love these old men specifically #they are goofy specimen #perchance a bit silly #perchance #hardenshipping #hardenshipping my beloved #yopppieee old man yaoi #i love them #plutonious art

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plutonious

I’m sick of them I hate maxie I hope he has a promising and passionate career as a dancer but then his scoliosis takes a nose dive and he has to get his spine fused and he can’t continue. and then every rod that ever breaks in his life is because of archie’s influence

#the stupid old men in my brain #old man yaoi brainrot #they are spinning in my head #of course archie would accidentally break maxie’s back rods #they need to be put into a hydraulic press #hardenshipping #plutonious art #aqua leader archie #magma leader maxie #my beloved fathers

ribbononline

Happy anniversary to the local ecoterrorists :] After nine years u gotta believe they're doin well for themselves

#yippppeeeeeee #hardenshipping #magma leader maxie #aqua leader archie #i love them so much #i love you pookie yer so cool #ribbondraws art #ribbononline art #hardenshipping 9 year anniversary #i love my dumb silly old man fathers

in-the-backrooms

Happy anniversary old man yaoi how I love thee

#old man yaoi my beloved #old man yaoi is life #old man yaoi is love #hardenshipping #aqua leader archie #magma leader maxie #hardenshipping 9 year anniversary #way to go old man yaoi

sp1derc1der

Archie, Maxie! Who’s cuter out of the two of you? >:3

Maxie’s more cute in the “awww it’s so ugly it’s cute!” kind of way while Archie’s more ouppy cute

#both #both are cute #maxie especially #magma leader maxie #aqua leader archie #dragon!maxie #dragon!archie #draco scaled au #hardenshipping #sp1derc1derart

sp1derc1der

Happy Hardenshipping anniversary from these two weredragons

#aughrheheyfh #they make me feral #they make me insane #they make me sick #hardenshipping #i love my fathers so much #dragon!maxie #dragon!archie #magma leader maxie #aqua leader archie #draco scaled au #sp1derc1derart #i love you please never die pookie #hardenshipping 9 year anniversary #these losers have been married divorced for 9 whole years

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Pokémon Masters added a goofy team feature: Gyms and I’ve already managed to snag an Archie eheheheh

All of me fellow Hardenshipping Pokémon Master enjoyers should definitely join- if you want to.. no pressure

#hardenshipping #hardenshipping my beloved #pokemon masters #pokemon gym #pokemon #archie pokemon #maxie pokemon #i’m very normal about my fathers #<— lying #pls i need more archies and maxies

Hello, can you help me? I am a father of two children and I have a serious illness that makes me vomit blood. The doctors suspect it is cancer and I need a treatment dose that costs more than $3,000. Please help me. Contact me so I can give you my PayPal.

Sorgy pookie, as a sewerslidel worm with zero desire to work, I cannot help you with money. I am not financially stable. But I can reblog yer stuffs. Can’t say it’ll do much though. I’m not a popular tumblrino. I wish you the best

starlightseer

Bus ride boring. Have this.

Archie and Maxie get called divorced a lot, but consider this: what they never married but were engaged? Imagine now, if you will, that they never officially called off the engagement when they split. Now imagine if they each still had their engagement ring.

Pretty gay, right?

I'll now enjoy the rest of this shitty bus ride.

spaghetsquid

I call them Schrödinger's divorced married, both married and divorced. Never really got married and never really got divorced. But they act like both at times. One moment they are a married couple, the next they are bitter and divorced. So this makes a lot of sense imo

Petition to rename Ragbros to Ragrich/Rag-rich bros. Family doesn’t need to share a last name. And it’s unclear if Kaeya ever went by the Ragnvindr name. I think Ragbros is cool, but I think we should also consider that Kaeya has a last name of his own

Am I right or am I right? (Ragrich bros instead of Ragbros)

Yeah, yer probably right.

Go hide in a hole, worm!

Yer??? What is wrong with you?

Ragbros is perfectly fine. Stop complaining.

I don’t really care either way.

Voting ended onNov 11, 2024

#kaeya alberich and diluc ragnvindr #ragbros #ragrich bros #ragnvindr and alberich so ragrich #also kinda funny since calling them ragbros sounds like they are in rags or homeless #now they are rich and in rags lol #too bad it’s pronounced alberik 💀#ragrik 💀#kaeya and diluc #the tragic bros #family can have different last names #doesn’t stop them from being family #i love these poor sadge orphan bois #they need therapy

Drew a silly for me pookie eheheh

#peppino spaghetti #brick #stupid rat #pizza tower #ocs #phrilim #squidy #my oc and my boyfriend’s oc heheh #he is obsessed with pizza tower rn #sorgy peppie #holy shirt is that weezer???#my silly art #pls laugh or something idk

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frigidfries

happy birthday deltarune. happy late birthday undertale. here's a comic!

cheers to best friends forever & ever & ever & ever & ev

spaghetsquid

Ehehehehe funny number

#undertale #chara dreemurr #asriel dreemurr #utdr #chara #asriel #frigidfires art #yipppieee #999 #the funny chara number #truly i love this comic #thank you for making this #please never explode pookie #i love you platonically

“Chlothar is Kaeya’s dad.” “Pierro is Kaeya’s dad/grandfather” guuuys nooo, clearly Anfortas is Kaeya’s grandfather 🙄🙄 Kaeya inherited his eyepatch from his grandfather 🙄🙄 and Anfortas was another one-eyed king of Khaenri’ah while also being the “last king” of Khaenri’ah 🙄🙄 duhhh plus we alllll know we can trust eeeverry word that Kaeya saaaysss

I- uh ignore that last one!!

#this is supposed to be a joke #please laugh #don’t kill me #i love kaeya #he’s such a silly little guy #khaenri’ah lore is so interesting and weird #hoyo! drop more kaeya lore and my life is yours!#(not really)#(i’d rather get hit by a meteor than give my life to a soulless corporation 💀#are you laughing yet?#no?#ok #well eh #i hope you have a good day or night at least #kaeya my pookie 🥺#kaeya alberich #genshin impact #anfortas alberich #alberich clan

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