knife chase

tommygundiplomacy replied to your post: Fat demons should probably exorcise!!

with a pair of ceasars.

Do you know how to cut an empire in half?

Fat demons should probably exorcise!!

so i was at this club and some drunk guy holding a drink told me i was beautiful. i said no, he had must be mistaken. then he shrugged and said, 'well, beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.'

because it's always being pasta-aggresive

why does the pantry hate the spaghetti

hey tell me more jokes im fuckin bored again

ah... well personally, they freak meowt.

well that depends are you ok with cats

i have a joke

hey

Good evening. This is Droog—I’ve commandeered Slick’s blog because the stupid bastard needs to lie down before he hurts himself. Sleuth, stop antagonizing him, he’s in a sugar rush fit and he’s throwing knives at the chandeliers.