A Dollop of Fairy Dust

Thanks to one film trilogy, an entire generation of people cannot read the word precious without hearing Gollum’s voice.

Villains probably take so long to explain their evil plan because they have no one to talk to

If cats could fly, we’d rarely see them in the air unless they were hunting birds. They’d mostly stare at us condescendingly from the tops of buildings and utility poles.

As everyone who’s pulled an all nighter knows, as soon as that first bird makes a noise, it instantly becomes day.

Bro the birds in my neighborhood be screaming at 3 in the morning the fuck are you talking about

if the birds say its morning then its fucking morning!!!!!! get with the program!!!!!!!

Over the years Star Trek made people accept that a black guy can be a captain, a woman can be a captain, but not that a teenager can be smarter than adults. Shut up, Wesley.

Depression makes you tired during the day, but keeps you awake at night.

Trauma creates change you don’t choose. Healing is about creating change you do choose.

It is ironic that collectively we now need to stand together by not standing together

Thank you to all the workers during this time of panic. The cashier’s, fast food, and everyone else who still work. Sorry you do but hey, everyone else is happy.

People are surrounding themselves with crowds of people, to purchase supplies to quarantine themselves from crowds of people.

People that have stockpiled on toilet paper have obviously never seen the movie “Demolition Man”