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My submission for @hptransfest 2020!
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ENOUGH ABOUT BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCKING COMET IS COMING
Not queer as in "queer is not a slur" but queer as in "I do not give a fuck if its a slur, you don't get to censor my identity regardless". Queer as in "I HOPE my identity upsets you". Queer as in "my identity is not only a slur but a threat"
queer as in "every word we have used to describe ourselves has been turned around and used against us. so no, i will not surrender another word to those who wish to shame us out of existence."
Queer as in "almost every word we have used to describe ourselves was created to be used against us long before we reclaimed them, and I'm not about to give any of them back to our oppressors"
Queer as in "I identify as a faggot"
Wish you a very Happy Birthday. I love your siat Cassius and George. May I have something of them please! Lots of love
His family's politics are built on survival.
Cassius understands it - to a point. They didn't join Grindewald. They didn't pledge Loyalty to Voldemort. They've never been anything but mocking and dismissive of Dumbledore.
His family has guarded their neutrality even to their own detriment. Refusing to align themselves means none of them go very far in politics, no matter the faction in control. Several of his family members have died for refusing to take a stand when war comes - from both sides.
The Weasleys and the Prewetts are have never been neutral.
They're all liberal, and always have been, back when they had the money and power for that to piss a lot of people off. It's part of the reason they've lost it. They can't even make themselves stick to ideology, always taking up their wands and their swords and sticking themselves on the front of every battle line.
It's how they'd gotten their power, initially. Godric Gryffindor had been a fan of both lines.
A son of Arthur Weasley and Molly Prewett can never be anything but exactly what he was born to be.
Cassius knows this. He knows it so well that it stays his hands and his heart every time they want to stray.
He too is a product of his family's choices. If he chooses George, he either makes a target out of the people who raised him or forces them to cut ties with him entirely. They might not be at war now but peace never lasts.
They've given up more than a son for their neutrally. He knows what they'll choose.
He's proven right. Peace ends. Voldemort returns. It's time for his family to raise their wands in defense of never having to choose.
Cassius knows he can never ask George to be anything but exactly who he is.
In the middle of platform 9 3/4, right in front of his mother, Cassius chooses to be someone else instead.
@significantfoliageā this is so funny iām CRYING <3
How does is feel to date the coolest person on the planet?
Pretty damn cool tbh

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I might be a little biased but Iām honestly starting to believe that thereās no purer form of love than the defensive spite you see from biologists that have devoted their life to the study of a maligned or misunderstood species. For example:
The hyena biologist that arranged for Disney animators to come sketch captiveĀ hyenas for The Lion King film (Laurence Frank) was so incensed when the animals were depicted as villains in the movie that he later included boycotting the film on a list of ways the average person could help hyena conservation.
Though itās commonly known that Charles Darwinās distaste for parasitic wasps played a role in his development of evolution theory (since he felt no loving God would create animals with such a disturbing life cycle), the biologists who study these wasps find it an unfair characterization. When they were tasked with coming up with a common name for the family of parasitic wasps (Ichneumonidae) that old Charles so disliked, they proposed the name āDarwin Waspsā to spite the famous naturalist who had insulted their beloved family of insects.
Parasitologist Tommy Leung was so frustrated with the way people write about parasites to evoke horror and gore that he started writing a Parasite of the Day blog, that specifically avoids inflammatory or unsettling language to describe them. He also illustrates different species in colorful anime art on Twitter in a series called Parasite Monster Girlsāwhich he calls his ālove letter to parasites.ā
I guess Iām just saying that if youāre a biologist studying an unpopular species and you have a little bit of a chip on your shoulder about it you can always count on me to be in your corner if you want to get a little petty with the public!
(ID: tags that read āwhen does a monster stop being a monster? when you love itā)
Nothing makes me want to call math fake as much as the Monty Hall problem. Not even 0.999999... equaling 1. Yes I understand the proof yes it technically makes sense but I just hate the Monty Hall problem so, so much.
Is that the game show one with the doors?
Correct. The basic scenario is that there is a car behind one door and a goat behind two doors, and you don't know which is which but the game show host does. If you pick the door with the car, you win the car. The host let's you pick a door, then opens one of the two doors you didn't pick, revealing a goat. The host then offers you one last chance to switch your pick from your original door to the other remaining closed door.
The Monty Hall problem states that you should always switch your pick, and that by doing so you will double your chances of winning the car.
Which, intuitively, that's nonsense. Your choice has no actual impact on the reality of the situation. You're guessing blindly the same as before, it's just now that you have a one-in-two chance of guessing the right door instead of a one-in-three chance.
EXCEPT
During your first round of choosing, you had a 1/3 chance of guessing the car vs a 2/3 chance of guessing a goat, if you were only allowed that one guess. But once it's narrowed down to two doors, one with a goat and one with a car, you're now guaranteed to get the exact opposite outcome of what your original guess would have been if you switch. So if you stick with your first choice, you still have a 1/3 chance of getting the car and 2/3 chance of getting a goat. But if you switch, then suddenly that becomes a 1/3 chance of getting a goat, and a 2/3 chance of getting the car.
It's bullshit and I hate it so much.
I understand it but i hate it, like the maths is right but logically it just doesn't click
See, you understand my pain.
#why doesnāt choosing the same door you already chose have the same effect? thatās what I want to know#like does math not agree with the sage advice of ya authors that not choosing is also a choice?
The trick to it is that you're technically playing two games in a row, and the second one is the only one that you actually have to win.
In the first game, you have two chances to lose (picking a goat) and once chance to win (picking a car). Worse-than-even odds. But the important thing is, you don't actually get a prize for winning this first game. It's just set-up for the second one.
In the second game, sticking with your door is basically saying "I think I made a lucky guess in the first game, I'm sticking with that decision." Switching doors is saying "I don't think I got lucky in the first round, so I'm going to change my decision." You are gambling on whether you won or lost the first game, and what wins or loses you the prize is guessing correctly whether you were lucky in the first game. And because the odds of the first game were worse-than-even, guessing that you lost the first game is the safer bet, because you probably weren't lucky.
The really painful part of it is that our brains want to interpret it all as one game, where you've basically got 50/50 odds no matter what you do. That's what our every instinct is screaming at us should be happening, because the physical endgame is two closed doors, only one of them with something we want behind it, which has been there from the start. But it isn't one game with 50/50 odds. It's two games in a trenchcoat, and their combined odds are skewed.
āYou are gambling on whether you won or lost the first gameā is in fact the only time the Monty Hall problem has ever made even a shadow of sense to me, and I think you should get an honorary PhD in math or maybe philosophy for writing it down.
That's actually very flattering, especially considering how long I've wrestled with this thing, thank you.
Ok but lets be honest id be happier with a goat
WARNING very graphic visual of Lu-Tens last moments. the footage shows, how prince Lu-Ten son of Iroh second in line. has to fight off on his own, two small hatchlings, both enraged by their pray being stolen. and you can clearly see, how his father, the general, dragon of the west crown prince Iroh, JUST SITS ON THE SIDELINES SIPPING HIS TEA AND LAUGHING HIS BELLY OF!
Ozai is so pathetic, like that ātake his bending away haha heās harmless nowā trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away heād just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesnāt have swords or anything but sheās pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesnāt even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zukoās head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he canāt break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he canāt kick a steel lever in two. Bet he canāt even do a flip.
Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but thatās it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesnāt.
He didnāt even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didnāt bc he knew heād lose.
And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.
Loserlord indeed
#Sokka drunk and ranting at a royal banquet#Fire Lord Zuko with his face in his hands: Please someone take him to his rooms#High Advisor Azula: No no let him talk#avatar the last airbender#atla#the vibes on this are impeccable
ok also michaelās plan to torture them for a thousand years wouldve worked if heād just paired chidi and jason together and eleanor and tahani together as soul mates. eleanor and tahani.. hoo boy theyāre self-explanatory but chidi and jason? chidi would have broken down day 1 from āwait my soulmate is a man? im attracted to men? wait is it homophobic of me to be surprised that my soulmate is a man? am i bisexual? am i gay? oh my god is that why none of my girlfriends worked out? did i lead women on bc i was too homophobic to realise my own sexuality? have i been in denial my whole life?ā and jason would have to contend with a beautiful jacked academic begging him for wisdom using words heās never heard before in his life. and then they (chidi+jason and eleanor+tahani) kiss
#imagine the fucking breakdown when chidi has accepted that maybe his soulmate is a monk whoās done a vow of silence
#see i guess i need someone who is wise and has learned the art of abstaining control to the universe and going with the flow
#in a way this is truly natureās balance isnāt it that the one Iām meant to be with is janyu a monk with a silence vow right well
#cut to jason after kissing chidi full on the mouth BRO THIS IS GAY FOR REAL YOUāRE JACKED TOO ITāS SO HOT
#shsjdhdhaj SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE THIS FOR ME
#the hilarity of chidi accepting his gay enlightenment by falling for a monk only to be hit in the face with a florida man
(tags by @dragoonthegreat)
Chidi could 100% accept MLM attraction, especially because āhey, itās the afterlife, different rules,ā but would struggle *deeply* with the notion that he is morosexual.

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one of my personal favorite dichotomies in atla is how iroh, once the top strategist and highest-ranking general of the fire nation, now directs all his energy and considerable tactical experience towards attempting to keep his teenage nephew from throwing himself into life-threatening situations AND IROH REGULARLY FAILS TO PREVENT HIM FROM DOING SO.
he lead a six-hundred day siege and now iroh can't keep up with a sixteen-year-old armed with two swords and a passionate deathwish. zuko's motto is "act first, think never" and he's running rings around his uncle. it's like!!! who's gonna come out on top, iroh's west point education vs. zuko's deep and abiding commitment to always choosing the stupidest possible course of action, and zuko manages to win every single time
The dread pirate Blackbeard, devil-born scourge of the Caribbean, the Kraken who sends even the bravest men fleeing at the mere mention of his name, should absolutely have an embarrassing boyfriend who calls him my gentle dove, my sweet lamb, my naughty little kitten, and every other nauseating term of endearment he can think of. Itās what Stede Bonnet was born to do.
Linny ā¤ļø
Baz: Did you... did you just smack my ass with your tail?
Simon, holding his tail back: no

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something has been brought to our attention by yummy_lavender_soap on Instagram, and i canāt not talk to yāall about it
the scene where lucius finds jimās clothing, he looks like heās been strolling for a while (probably walked past here already) and looks confused as to why thereās suddenly clothing on this rock.
thereās a specific detail abt this scene that makes me lose my fucking marbles, though
do u see it?
DO U SEE IT???
LIKE?????? HELLO?????
THIS WAS IN EPISODE 2!!!! BEFORE THEY HOOKED UP IN THE RATIONS CLOSET IN EPISODE 5!!!
Which makes it either 1 of the following:
- Lucius and Pete have been dating for a while, and they just havenāt had sex yet which is why they had that awkward thing at the end of their ārations rumpā
- They HAVE had sex, and theyāre just awkward idiots in love by default
- They have not been dating yet, but Lucius developed a crush on Pete in the meantime (supported by the fact that homeboy can not stop staring at him in the first episode) and he put this down bc Pete canāt read anyway and so wonāt know what it means
i am OBSESSED WITH THEM AND I NEED MOREEEEE!!!
Winter time Ginny and Luna :)