pastiche

it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that resembles the grave but isn’t

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

I'll hold your hand while I say this, but... characters in a book aren't real people, and they aren't bound by the moral codes of real people.

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

leave room in your heart for sincerity and the suspension of disbelief

Manic pixie dream evil scientist