Something & Nothing

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-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

Tim Urban, Wait But Why - How to Pick Your Life Partner (via thelovejournals)

The Georgia Aquarium, located in Atlanta, Georgia, USA is the world’s largest aquarium with more than 8.5 million US gallons of marine and fresh water housing more than 120,000 animals of 500 different species. Through these spectacular shots, photographers David Hiepler and Fritz Brunier give us just a glimpse of what it must be like to stand in front of its Ocean Voyager exhibit’s 6.3 million gallon tank. (Source)

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