Hey there

"E—EHHHH!? How can you not know that!? MACHINES ARE GREAT!! I-I bet your clotes where done by one!! Even the thing ya use ta have that pompadour!! All, all its thanks to machines!! Machines are awesome!!"

"Also, what’s flirting?"

"Thought.... who's that 'creator'? God, you mean...? I--I don't think God.... w--well I guess that in a way b-but... hmm......."

Wich makes think… w—what are you…?”

"E--EHHHH!? How can you not know that!? MACHINES ARE GREAT!! I-I bet your clotes where done by one!! Even the thing ya use ta have that pompadour!! All, all its thanks to machines!! Machines are awesome!!"

Wich makes think... w--what are you...?"

"Are ya serious!? Then lets make one!! What kind of machine? To fly!? To cook!?"

"Yar ma best friend from now on, ya know!?"

"Just as I thought!! You are that kind of disgusting person…. People like ya should learn one or two things!! Go away for lords sake!"

"It most definitely isn’t me who should learn a thing or two. Surely, it’s you who needs some proper education. Even your speaking patterns are atrocious."

"S-Speaking patterns!? Who cares!! The most important think is expressing one self!! At least I don't hide maself with that stupid vocabulary of yours!! Kono yaro!! hentai!! bakka!!!!" goes towards him and starts punching him lightly numerous times over his chest.

"Are ya serious!? Then lets make one!! What kind of machine? To fly!? To cook!?"

So? Want me to repair anything??”

"Even if I had something in need of repair, I wouldn’t ask such a disgusting dame."

"Just as I thought!! You are that kind of disgusting person.... People like ya should learn one or two things!! Go away for lords sake!"

"Hey wanna play a game with mee??"

"Nope, nope! It’s totally ok!! Because look! Now I feel perfectly!!" she hugs the nurse after showing her that her hand is ok "So thanks you for curing me!!"

"N-No, no, p-please…don’t hug me…this is just w-what I do I…don’t deserve any th-thanks or…recognition…"

"Etto... ya are ok...?"

"Its true! Imaginary friends have got VERY important names isn’t it!? My name’s Souda, Kunoichi Souda! Nice to meet ya!"

"Well Uh…’nice’ to meet you too I guess" 

"Hey wanna play a game with mee??"

"Upupupu~ The name’s Monokuma, don’t ya forget it now, it’s a VERY important name upu~"

"Its true! Imaginary friends have got VERY important names isn't it!? My name's Souda, Kunoichi Souda! Nice to meet ya!"

"Gh-" Monokuma was suddenly hugged and the headmaster looked at the other. "….I have…a name you know" he stated, squirming in her grip at first but soon gave up from exhaustion. "Ughh..whatever, morning…"

"What name is it!?" she thought she was having just another allucination.